This blog is boring, honest. |
So I went out with a supplier today for lunch. Good dude, I think I'll keep the ball rolling for him. We had an interesting conversation over mussels: We were talking about computer literacy and ho...
Posted by Downie on Tue, 17 Apr 2007 08:15:00 PST |
Al Gore is a greedy son of a bitch. |
As all of you are aware, global warming has become a major political issue in our world. Politicians, scientists, you, me and bunch of people we don't know are arguing day in ...
Posted by Downie on Sun, 15 Apr 2007 07:23:00 PST |
Puppets....gggaawwwdd |
Today I want to talk about my fear of puppets. Let's be clear: I'm cool with MUPPETS. It's PUPPETS I can't handle. Here's the skinny:When I was a young boy, I had several incidents i...
Posted by Downie on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 04:03:00 PST |
So I can now talk about this publicly |
So the truth has to come out. My trip to Calgary...oh...my....gawd. Lessons were learned, I'm good now. If you have important matters, be sure you arrive the night before, what a nig...
Posted by Downie on Tue, 03 Apr 2007 10:22:00 PST |
A new metric to measure peoples....sanity? |
Gentlemen,Imagine you had the ability to quantify how bitchy a woman is. Sure, it's easy to say "she's a fucking bitch b/c she raked my eyes out with her acidic vomit", but you need cold hard nu...
Posted by Downie on Thu, 15 Mar 2007 10:18:00 PST |
Kids these days with their online crap... |
Friends, I implore you: Get a fucking life. I have two friends (I know, I've been having a CRAZY string of popularity lately) that have online gaming addictions. I...
Posted by Downie on Wed, 14 Mar 2007 07:46:00 PST |
Yeah, this makes no sense...Literary Diarreha to be sure..... |
Here's a scene for you: Car alarm, 3 am, middle of March. LOUD car alarm, 3am, Mid March. Good gawd what a piece of crap. This thing goes off and I decide to go out and take a ...
Posted by Downie on Mon, 12 Mar 2007 08:22:00 PST |
Wintas over...beyotch |
SNAP! Just like that, I'm off. Here goes nothing. One of my more successful scams has been weening education out of my employer. I'm just going to ask for them to pay for an M...
Posted by Downie on Mon, 19 Feb 2007 01:31:00 PST |
DEATHMATCH results for Week of Feb 17, 2007 |
So, Coworker deathmatch is back in the house, and I couldn't be happier. This weeks matchups were especially close. I'd like to thank Smashley and Mr. Dingle for their g...
Posted by Downie on Sat, 17 Feb 2007 11:19:00 PST |
Who wants French Toast??!! |
Ok. I LOVE French toast..it's the shit. I could go down on that for the rest of my days and die with a smile on my face. However, I was betrayed on Sunday, as I went for lunch/breakf...
Posted by Downie on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 04:51:00 PST |
