Tai Chi, Scientology, telekenisis, arson, data processing, driving past the Norwalk police headquarters and yelling "Fuck the police" out my car window, thugging, homewrecking, randomly busting out with the chicken dance under inappropriate circumstances, and collecting naked pictures of Dick Clark.
In no particular order:John Lennon, Ann Coulter, Donovan McNabb, Jeremy Piven, River Pheonix, John Popper when he was still fat, Drew Barrymore, Holly Hunter, Frances McDormand, Jim Henson, Patty Hearst, Lewis Carroll, Carol Burnett, Greg Allman, Otis Redding, Pope John Paul II, Chandler Bing, Harry Potter, Oprah, Steven Levitt, whoever invented Gummi Bears, Donatella Versace, Joan Jett, Joan Osborne, Jerry Garcia, a pygmy, Fabio, Jenna and Barbara Bush, Tatum O'Neal, Bruce Lee, Al Pacino, Eric Clapton, Crispin Glover, Lloyd Dobbler, Jake and Maggie Gyllenhall, Chris Robinson, Eric Idle, Bobbi Benton, Yo-Yo Ma, and yo mama. Oh, and I wouldn't necessarily like to MEET Justin Timberlake, but I WOULD like to hump him.best knock knock joke
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Everything. I have impeccable taste in music; therefore, if I like it, then it's good. Additionally, having great taste in music allows me to get away with occasionally having bad taste in music. I love classic rock, funk, old-school hip hop, blues, random one hit wonders from the 70's and 80's. I hate techno, emo, and pretty much all other music that ends in an "o." I like jam bands but not enough to marry one. I judge people by whether or not they like Stevie Wonder, Prince, and Steely Dan, because if you don't, there's something wrong with you. If I really like you, and you really like a song, then I might really like that song because it makes me think of you. But only if you're lucky. I once dumped a guy because his favorite band was Smashing Pumpkins.
The Princess Bride, Goodfellas, Almost Famous, Boogie Nights, Fast Times at Ridgemont High, Urban Cowboy, Space Balls, The "Molly Ringwald Trilogy" Better Off Dead, PeeWee's Big Adventure, Love Actually, Dazed and Confused, Say Anything, Freeway, anything Monty Python, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory
Trashy reality shows (is there any other kind of TV right now?) plus anything on VH1 like "I love the 80's" and crap like that
Books that get made into movies, just so I can be all like, "Oh my god, the book was like, SO much better."No, I'm not kidding. I really do that.