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Miss Change-Your-Pants-While-Driving

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About Me


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LIKES: Sadie, caffeine, my "peelow", my job, making out with my boyfriend, hot sauce, flip flops, my red sweatpants, happy people, shaking my ass, laying out in the sun, the East Coast, live music, Disneyworld, babies, Colony Pizza, the "Greer Special", burping, "Television Without Pity", Spider Solitaire, EAGLES football, old houses, driving past farms with lots of cows and moo-ing out the window as loud as I can at them, the socks they give you in the hospital with the sticky bottoms, when Jeff makes up songs about poopDISLIKES: Cotton balls, traffic, flying, anyone touching my armpits, knees or neck, stupidity, bad grammar, shirts you have to tuck in, people who walk around with those Bluetooth ear pieces in their ears, hedgefunds, people who don't say "bless you" when someone sneezes, water chestnuts, big fat party poopers.
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My Interests

Tai Chi, Scientology, telekenisis, arson, data processing, driving past the Norwalk police headquarters and yelling "Fuck the police" out my car window, thugging, homewrecking, randomly busting out with the chicken dance under inappropriate circumstances, and collecting naked pictures of Dick Clark.

I'd like to meet:

In no particular order:John Lennon, Ann Coulter, Donovan McNabb, Jeremy Piven, River Pheonix, John Popper when he was still fat, Drew Barrymore, Holly Hunter, Frances McDormand, Jim Henson, Patty Hearst, Lewis Carroll, Carol Burnett, Greg Allman, Otis Redding, Pope John Paul II, Chandler Bing, Harry Potter, Oprah, Steven Levitt, whoever invented Gummi Bears, Donatella Versace, Joan Jett, Joan Osborne, Jerry Garcia, a pygmy, Fabio, Jenna and Barbara Bush, Tatum O'Neal, Bruce Lee, Al Pacino, Eric Clapton, Crispin Glover, Lloyd Dobbler, Jake and Maggie Gyllenhall, Chris Robinson, Eric Idle, Bobbi Benton, Yo-Yo Ma, and yo mama. Oh, and I wouldn't necessarily like to MEET Justin Timberlake, but I WOULD like to hump him.best knock knock joke

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Music:

Everything. I have impeccable taste in music; therefore, if I like it, then it's good. Additionally, having great taste in music allows me to get away with occasionally having bad taste in music. I love classic rock, funk, old-school hip hop, blues, random one hit wonders from the 70's and 80's. I hate techno, emo, and pretty much all other music that ends in an "o." I like jam bands but not enough to marry one. I judge people by whether or not they like Stevie Wonder, Prince, and Steely Dan, because if you don't, there's something wrong with you. If I really like you, and you really like a song, then I might really like that song because it makes me think of you. But only if you're lucky. I once dumped a guy because his favorite band was Smashing Pumpkins.

Movies:

The Princess Bride, Goodfellas, Almost Famous, Boogie Nights, Fast Times at Ridgemont High, Urban Cowboy, Space Balls, The "Molly Ringwald Trilogy" Better Off Dead, PeeWee's Big Adventure, Love Actually, Dazed and Confused, Say Anything, Freeway, anything Monty Python, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory

Television:

Trashy reality shows (is there any other kind of TV right now?) plus anything on VH1 like "I love the 80's" and crap like that

Books:

Books that get made into movies, just so I can be all like, "Oh my god, the book was like, SO much better."No, I'm not kidding. I really do that.

My Blog

Sonic Restaurants

Ok,  after seeing the 1,000th commercial for Sonic Restaurants and drooling over how good that breaksfast burrito thing looks, with the jalepenos and the tater tots in it, but being pretty sure I...
Posted by Poops on Wed, 22 Nov 2006 09:15:00 PST

OJ Simpson

The illustrious Mr. Simpson has just come out with a hypothetical book about the murders of his ex-wife and Ron Goldman, entitled "If I Did It."  Therein he describes, in coincidentally accurate ...
Posted by Poops on Thu, 16 Nov 2006 09:50:00 PST

Don't eat spinach

First, I heard about it on the news this morning.  Then, Jeff warns me about it in the car on the way to work.  Then my boss tells me, and then my mom calls to tell me too: Don't eat fresh s...
Posted by Poops on Fri, 15 Sep 2006 02:02:00 PST

When I finally have some money......

I'm gonna buy some new bras. Hopefully Victoria's Secret still makes the ones that I like, who knows, it's been so damn long since I've bought a new one.  I'm also gonna get a pedi...
Posted by Poops on Fri, 08 Sep 2006 02:43:00 PST

6 Weird Things (thanks, Maeve)

I don't know how weird these things actually are, but here goes: 1) If I'm grocery shopping and I have more than like, 12 items in my cart, I have to NOT purchase at least one item, and I usually deci...
Posted by Poops on Wed, 16 Aug 2006 08:58:00 PST

The New 5 Year Plan

I've been here at my new job, as Gym Director for The Little Gym of Norwalk, for a month and I wanted to take a moment to express how happy I am. First of all, I have always been t...
Posted by Poops on Wed, 02 Aug 2006 12:09:00 PST

Everything is RENT

Just got an email from my favorite (not) roommate that our rent is going up 50 bucks a month.  The ceiling is leaking/ falling in in the hallway, the bottom of the sink is rotting out in the bath...
Posted by Poops on Tue, 25 Jul 2006 10:26:00 PST

IN DEFENSE OF FREE SPEECH

  http://www.law.cornell.edu/constitution/constitution.billofr ights.html Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging...
Posted by Poops on Mon, 10 Jul 2006 12:47:00 PST

Fuck the Master Cleanse

I should just delete my previous entry and be done with it, but I figure I'd own up to my failure.  The problem I encountered yesterday while Master Cleansing had nothing to do with not eating, b...
Posted by Poops on Fri, 16 Jun 2006 07:42:00 PST

Master Cleanse--Day 1

So I'm doing this fast called the Master Cleanse.  Here's the website if you want to look it up.  I'm 4 hours into it and on my third bottle of the lemonade drink, which actually tastes...
Posted by Poops on Thu, 15 Jun 2006 07:53:00 PST