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AudioTwat

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About Me


AudioTwat is a state of mind rather than a United State. Unity is still possible through AudioTwat, however, as is a state of euphoria.

Lyrically and Linguistically, AudioTwat is inspired by the invigorating poetry and wordplay of certain comedic genii. AudioTwat partly exists thanks to a love of language and the creative enjoyment experienced through the makeuption of new words and turns of phrase.

Musically, AudioTwat is inspired by many styles of music and by the musicians who transcend genres and innovate. Influence comes from all manner of traits - the music itself, working practices, thought processes, attitude, image. You won't always be able to hear the way AudioTwat has been influenced by a particular artist.

AudioTwat will not harm you. It is unlikely to inspire you. It may make you think. It may not. Maybe you will smile briefly. Maybe you won't. AudioTwat does not exist for your amusement. AudioTwat just exists. In this way, AudioTwat expects nothing from you, and promises nothing in return. If you benefit from AudioTwat, AudioTwat is indifferent.

If you take nothing else from AudioTwat, remember only that life is far too important to be taken seriously. Lighten up, enjoy yourself, do whatever you want to do and don't let anyone hold you back. Don't live your life through the lives of your comrades.

AudioTwat's lyrics will be reproduced here soon, and AudioTwat's music will soon be made available.

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 1/14/2006
Band Members:

Rabid Animal
Glasgow Bastard

The Live 'Twat Experience is:
Rabid Animal (Attitude)
Sergeant Brainwash (Fret Sex)
Captain Atrocious (Seven Deadly Synth)
Cryptic Rimshot (Administered Beating)
Sonic Gimp (Dancing)


Influences:

Many bands in many genres, but in particular:
Alice Cooper
Combichrist
Panzer AG
Unter Null
Front 242
VNV Nation
XPQ-21
Apoptygma Berzerk
Laibach
Dunkelwerk

AudioTwat would love to attain the heights of these bands and artists but is not so naive as to believe it will be achieved. Instead AudioTwat admires these acts, the music they have produced, the shows they have put on, their attitude and their raison d'etre

Sounds Like:
Technophobic Shagulation combined with Somnambulistic Smacktaculism.

A Veritable Triumph of Computer Editory, Industrial Contrifibularities and Sonic Pericombobulations that make the listener Aurally Aroused with Sensory Evisceration


Record Label: None yet - interested?
Type of Label: None

My Blog

NEW Lyrics: "True Romance"

She is as you made her/ You love having laid herShe's so slim and tender/ With her shining blue eyesHer touch like no other/ As she undoes your flies,Slowly reaches inside as you're growing in size Sh...
Posted by AudioTwat on Wed, 23 Aug 2006 08:39:00 PST

Lyrics: "Sick Puppy"

As the flesh decays upon your purloined corpse/ You slowly caress what used to be flesh Running a hand underneath, and under her skin/ The touch of her bone is calling your own   You feel it ris...
Posted by AudioTwat on Thu, 27 Apr 2006 10:35:00 PST

Lyrics: "Computerrified"

Modulation; Adulation; / Consternation; Deprivation. Four-oh-four/ Adding a 'T' to error/ Microslitting your throat "That's not analogical captain" / More diabolical than biological Digitation equals ...
Posted by AudioTwat on Fri, 21 Apr 2006 07:05:00 PST

Lyrics: "CCTV Inoperation"

You're sending videos/ Like galvanised textsThis Televisual Invasion/ A new TechnoSex Your concentration entrapped/ Enslaved to a screen/ Flickering image clipsThat start to eclipse/ Any form of actua...
Posted by AudioTwat on Thu, 20 Apr 2006 05:07:00 PST

Lyrics: "Headonism"

Listen, do you want to know a secret?/ Do you promise not to tell?Whoa-oh-oh closer/ Let me whisper in your ear There's a body in my car/ But when I dumped it in my trunkI'd left part of it sticking o...
Posted by AudioTwat on Thu, 20 Apr 2006 05:00:00 PST

Lyrics: "Jesus Was Crossed Off My Christmas Card List"

Always hanging aroundCouldn't keep his feet on the groundDid we make him cross?Never put his hands togetherEven though we put him upHe looked down on us.He didn't believe in himselfAlways self-sacrifi...
Posted by AudioTwat on Thu, 20 Apr 2006 04:50:00 PST

New Music and Provisional Title

A Fresh Taste of The Ol' 'Twat. AudioTwat updates with all-new tracks, edits and works-in-progress. As well as uploading four new experimentations in Danceular TechnoSex, AudioTwat has decided that th...
Posted by AudioTwat on Thu, 23 Mar 2006 11:11:00 PST

Lyrics: "Doublespeak Doublethink Doubleyou"

We need a saviour, we've got a fool/The true AudioTwat is this Audible Twat/Never misunderestimate/ His statutory rape/ His statuary rape/As he fucks Liberty in the name of Freedom. Twat by nature, wi...
Posted by AudioTwat on Sun, 19 Mar 2006 05:38:00 PST

Lyrics: "Audiographic Twatnology"

A Twatnological Advance/ Inspires you to dance/An Audiographic Convulsion/ Telepathic repulsion/Telepathetic, Static, Kinetic/Connecting, Controlling/ Mindfreeze, Freefalling/Itching your brain/ With ...
Posted by AudioTwat on Mon, 23 Jan 2006 06:15:00 PST

Lyrics: "Somnambulist"

Closed eyes/ Closed mind/ A perfect time/Arise and walk/ The ticking clock/ Mindless crime.Unconscious action/ Warring faction/ Blindly stumbling/Asleep and dreaming/ Silent screaming/ Falling, tumbli...
Posted by AudioTwat on Mon, 16 Jan 2006 09:52:00 PST