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Mr. Bove

Squirtin' Urine Since 1982.

About Me

Would you like to join the church of Bove? I know i would. On sundays we get to wear ponchos and bathe in Jack Daniels.

My Interests

Pac-Man, Jack Daniels, Being Evil, Being Not-So-Evil, Camel Cigarettes, Quitting Things, Hitting Nichols With A Stick, Being Evil Again, Chai Tea, Writing Songs That Make No Sense, Expressing My Inner Wierdness Through Microsoft Paint, Fixing Musical Instruments From The 70's, Being More Evil Than I Was The Day Before, Making Up My Own Words, and Having A Beard.

I'd like to meet:

Little Jimmy Urine. Also, I wanna meet people with AWSOME 70's mustaches... and giant beards too. When Long Island goes underwater, your gonna need those beards to stay afloat.

Music:

I played music once...

Movies:

Pootie Tang is the greatest movie EVER!

Television:

Family Guy, Aqua Teen, Invader Zim, Anything NOT based on reality, The Nickelodeon GAS channel, British Comedies.

Books:

The Ultimate Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, 1984, The Electric Kool-Aid Acid Test, Choke, Catcher in the Rye, The Rum Diaries, Electroboy, anything hardcover and heavy that i can beat you over the head with.

Heroes:

My Awsome Self!