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Chris

It seemed like a good idea at the time....

About Me

IM me on AIM or AOL at Craniosin.My weekdays consist of working, then watching an hour or so of TV, then sleeping and starting the cycle anew.My weekends consist of visits to Queens, Manhattan, and Deer Park for hanging out with my friends who think that I'm "the man" for "keeping them down" because I used to work for "corporate America" and now I work for "the federal government", but hey if you can't beat em, join em.I try to get back to Albany as often as I can to visit my "college" pals.I have every intention of eventually moving someplace warm, where I can lay on beach in the hot sand with someone I love and feel good about myself.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Chris, Cranio, Chappy
Birthday: 12/12/82
Birthplace: Richmond, VA
Current Location: Averill Park, NY; soon to be Ronkonkoma, NY
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 6'1"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Righty
Your Heritage: Mostly Italian, then Polish, English, Scottish, and German
The Shoes You Wore Today: The sickest Etnies ever known
Your Weakness: A crying girl, I turn all retarded.
Your Fears: Not a whole lot of stuff, mostly just failure and squirrells.
Your Perfect Pizza: i dunno, every type of meat and cheese there is in every bite?
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: get a job in what Ive been studying for for 6 years
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: lol, what is this a test?
Thoughts First Waking Up: do i work today? at what time? should i poop now?
Your Best Physical Feature: its the smile
Your Bedtime: between 1 and 4am
Your Most Missed Memory: too personal for some myspace shit
Pepsi or Coke: coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: mcd's
Single or Group Dates: both are useful
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: nestea
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: capp.
Do you Smoke: on occasion
Do you Swear: every day
Do you Sing: yeah, terribly
Do you Shower Daily: of course, people who dont are called "dirty"
Have you Been in Love: yeah, too many times
Do you want to go to College: not anymore, like i said, 6 years was enough
Do you want to get Married: yup.
Do you belive in yourself: most of the time
Do you get Motion Sickness: frequently
Do you think you are Attractive: more than 50%
Are you a Health Freak: no, i just like clean things, dont think it has to do with health so much as common sense
Do you get along with your Parents: yup
Do you like Thunderstorms: yup
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yup
In the past month have you Smoked: yup
In the past month have you been on Drugs: sure
In the past month have you gone on a Date: hm, no
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: 5 times a week
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: never
In the past month have you been on Stage: metaphorically, yes
In the past month have you been Dumped: nah
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: def. not
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: yup, your mom
Ever been Drunk: sure
Ever been called a Tease: haha, yeah a few times
Ever been Beaten up: a whole lot
Ever Shoplifted: growing up isnt instant
How do you want to Die: um, quickly and on a full stomach
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: not until like RIGHT BEFORE I DIE!
What country would you most like to Visit: italy
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: pretty's not a color
Favourite Hair Color: same as above
Short or Long Hair: if the face is cute, anything goes
Height: all heights may apply
Weight: i dont know the correct answer to this question, im a guyb
Best Clothing Style: nice, not dirty all the time

Number of Drugs I have taken: 1
Number of CDs I own: 214
Number of Piercings: 0
Number of Tattoos: 6
Number of things in my Past I Regret: like the stars
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My Interests

I'm a social person, I like going out and doing things. I'm up for anything, especially if I haven't done it yet. I also try new foods all the time.

I'd like to meet:

Howard Stern, David Letterman, the caveman who first decided it would be a good idea to eat a chicken. Seriously, who would look at a chicken and think: "god that looks delicious"? I owe this retarded caveman more than anyone else.Your results:
You are Spider-Man Spider-Man 95% Green Lantern 90% Superman 80% Hulk 70% Batman 60% Robin 50% The Flash 50% Catwoman 50% Iron Man 45% Supergirl 40% Wonder Woman 40% You are intelligent, witty,
a bit geeky and have great
power and responsibility.
Click here to take the Superhero Personality Test

Music:

I once was music department manager for the FYE in the colonie center mall in Albany. So I get down with lots of different music.

Movies:

I like a lot of movies. If you like a movie, I've probably seen it. Im a movie pro, I challenge anyone to test my movie knowledge; and I will KICK YOUR ASS in the 6 degrees to Kevin Bacon game.

Television:

Whatever I can catch if I'm home on a weekday/weeknight. Um... I'll watch Grey's, Shark, Rescue Me, House, Nip/Tuck, Deal or No Deal, Smallville; really whatever's popular or whatever you can watch without having to watch the entire season to get it. I've been crazy about Jeopardy all my life.

Books:

Comic books. Lots of comic books.

Heroes:

Eh, my mom? She's done some remarkable things. Like my dad.....

My Blog

FUCK YOU HIT AND RUN DRIVER

i understand what it feels like to fall asleep at the wheel.  i can sympathize.  but if you wake up after you hit someone elses car and rip apart a fence, and then drive away, you need to go...
Posted by Chris on Mon, 19 Feb 2007 09:18:00 PST

FUCK ME

IM A FUCKING STUPID, DEFECTIVE POOR EXCUSE FOR A HUMAN BEING.  IM A FUCKING IDIOT.  FUCK ME.  I ABHOR HAPPINESS.    FUCK ME.
Posted by Chris on Sun, 18 Feb 2007 12:46:00 PST

FUCK GHOST RIDER

well the geniouses at Marvel Studios have done it again.  Theyve managed to take a mediocre superhero and make him into a pansy, all the while giving the best parts of the movie away in the trail...
Posted by Chris on Sat, 17 Feb 2007 08:05:00 PST

FUCK NEXTEL PART II

FUCK NEXTEL AGAIN! i mailed them my final payment of 119.99 3 weeks ago at the same exact time i mailed my student loan payment.  my student loan payment has been posted and credited to my a...
Posted by Chris on Fri, 16 Feb 2007 06:35:00 PST

fuck nextel

fuck nextel, no wonder they lost 300,000 + subscribers in 2006.  you ever try calling these people?    FUCK NEXTEL!
Posted by Chris on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 07:12:00 PST

the fuck you blog

ok, im gonna start a blog bitching about things that i dont like, and all its gonna say is fuck "____".  that way everyone will know.
Posted by Chris on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 07:11:00 PST