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The Killer on the Road

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

Is everybody in? Is everybody inside?
My government name is Phil. I used to wish it was Jim Morrison, but i can only imagine what living in that head was like. Skateboards, music and compadres. Death to false Gods and false Rock. Speaking of rock, i do so daily with my fellow hetero-life mates LIVE FROM DEATH ROW. we used to be Oh, the Horror, but some jackasses stole our name. but who cares, cuz we all know whos gonna end up with a fat lip at the end of the day........

Click me, dumb ass!!!!!


Do it already. GO!!!! Why the hell are you still reading this? Ok, fine, i hate your guts, you can go die in a gutter. Your still reading, well, uhhh, CONGRATULATIONS!!! You passed the final test of the Broodwich!!!! You win a Skeleton decayed bride!!! You don't want her?!?! Are you sure?? Uhhh, shit, uhhh, yeah, YOU DID IT!!! You passed the final final test of the Broodwich!!!! I know i said that last time, but this time im serious. and this time, you win free brain surgery!!!!!
P.s. mine and eric's dad totally own dealerships, and they will totally HOOK YOU UP!!! were drunk.....

My Interests

Led Zeppelin, "Oh, the Horror!!", Bass, Vox Magic, Skateboarding, Politics, Metaphysics and Philosophy, Writing and Poetry, The 3 M's

And Jumpin Yo Car!!!!!!

Music:

Norma Jean, The Chariot Zao, Every Time I Die, Atreyu, Underoath, Dillinger Escape Plan, Bleeding Through, Evergreen Terrace, Casey Jones Walls of Jericho, Fear Before the March of Flames, From a Second Story Window, Lamb of God, The Number 12 Looks Like You, Unearth, Rage Against the Machine (RIP), Anterrabae, Refused , The (International) Noise Conspiracy, Iron Maiden, Metallica, Black Sabbath, Guns 'n Roses, AC/DC, Judas Priest, Van Halen, Motley Crue, Cycle Sluts from Hell, Led Zeppelin, The Who, The Rolling Stones, The Velvet Underground, Cream, Jefferson Airplane, Pink Floyd, The Doors, The Stooges, The Misfits, Danzig, The Sex Pistols, Anti-Flag, AFI, Rancid, Boys Night Out, The BronXXX, Fight Paris, Glassjaw, Alexisonfire, The Alkaline Trio, The Hives, Franz Ferdinand, The Killers, Interpol, The Strokes, Le Tigre (thanks amanda), Mindless Self Indulgence, Equinox, Most Precious Blood, Folly, Ok GO, Say Anything, Placebo, The Occasion, Elefant, The Von Bondies, Prosaics, The Faint. Antigone's Revenge , The Gun Stays , A Static Lullaby, The White Stripes, and like a million others but im gettin tired here............

Movies:

Tarantino films are awesome, ofcourse. Pulp Fiction, Reservoir Dogs, Jackie Brown, Kill Bill , Oliver Stone's The Doors, Spy Game, The Bourne Identity and The Bourne Supremacy, FullTime Killer, The Eye, Bowling for Columbine, Farenheit 9/11, The Shawshank Redemption, 21 Grams, Dumb and Dumber, This is Spinal Tap, and more, more, more.......

Television:



wonder showzen, robot chicken, pete and pete, rocko's modern life, fuse and mtv when good shit is on (rarely), clerks (even though only 1 episode made it to the air), south park, and ..

Books:

The Elegant Universe, The Fabric of the Cosmos, A Brief History of Time, Nineteen Eighty Four, Modern Recording Techniques, The Dirt, Live from Death Row, All Things Censored, It works: How and Why, The Picture of Dorian Gray and more more more.......

Heroes:



WWW.DALERMEHNDI.COM

My Blog

Stengle de Mayo 2007

Here's the Photo Evidence......http://s141.photobucket.com/albums/r69/LFDR666 /Stengle%20de%20Mayo/
Posted by The Killer on the Road on Wed, 09 May 2007 12:55:00 PST

top 8 explainedddd

[PERSON ONE]: OH THE HORROR NIGGA!!!!!!! 1) How long have you known this person? 2 years and counting 2) Where does this person live? hell 3) What are this person's initials? OTH-THC 4) Why is thi...
Posted by The Killer on the Road on Thu, 25 May 2006 12:32:00 PST

Your claims to waste 4/13/06 3:30am

let's put some pressure on this measure and break in this "null and void," a cataclysmic stark statistic stares us down without remorse. while we lie entranced and treated for a fever falling faster w...
Posted by The Killer on the Road on Thu, 13 Apr 2006 01:01:00 PST

Dead Rest Romance 1.18.06 4:05AM

Start. Stop. Castrate this impassioned lover, and fold now while the time is right. An empty clip fills your eyes with tears, and ends a spree of ecstatic impulsive Action. Start the scene cut the tap...
Posted by The Killer on the Road on Sat, 18 Feb 2006 01:42:00 PST

the rapture reflex

Spit death, you bitter adder Science saves those who seldom speak. Stand hushed in christlike rapture and slice my soul in crimson streak. Underestimate what may come before our waltz to my abyss a va...
Posted by The Killer on the Road on Thu, 12 Jan 2006 01:22:00 PST

Night. 12/3/05 1:22am

bring me downtownat 2 in the morningfresh off your junkeyes lack luster torrid.breath in the nightwith silk line-d lungs andkill the sunrisewith expert misfortune.emptiness strungon tinsel round corne...
Posted by The Killer on the Road on Sat, 03 Dec 2005 10:25:00 PST

Untitled-10/25

A sweet little asian in an exotic cabaret tosses daggers from her eyes on those all who see. Her sleek skin crawls with angst and torment as she bears her dead soul through flesh desired by a room ful...
Posted by The Killer on the Road on Sun, 30 Oct 2005 11:30:00 PST

Pirate Eye.

ive decided to name a condition i have "pirate eye". what happens is, about once a month,i wake up and it looks like i have pink eye. my eye gets realy bloodshot and like goopy when i first wake up. t...
Posted by The Killer on the Road on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

agent provocatuer

and then i didnt delete my profile. huh? what?!?!?! WHAT A PUSSY!!!! HAHAHA I KNEW HE WOULDNT DO IT blah blah blah. Thanks for all the hatemail. I was kind of surprised how many of you got very off...
Posted by The Killer on the Road on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

DELETION via SELF DESTRUCT

yes, im gonna delete this at 11:59 pm on 3/1/05, simple because its more of an annoyance that its worth. anyone who's coming with me feel free. anyone whos just gonna get offended, fuck yourself.
Posted by The Killer on the Road on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST