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J

*The highest form of bliss is living with a certain degree of folly.

About Me

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My Interests

music, extemporaneous discourse, non-sequitir, drum machines, synthesizers, progamming, loops, brains, geeks, dorks, fags, killing hippies, drunk people, technology, esoterica, philosophy, crime, punishment, war, peace, gay butt-sex, computers, hating ipod culture, wasting time, wasting other peoples time, poverty, rhetoric, humor, irony, classism, language, science, space, time, interstitia, metaplectic events, coincidences, and my very important friends and related relationships.

I'd like to meet:

Dr. Pepper, A Man from Nantucket, Benji, Lassie, Toto, Boston, Darth Vader, Drunk People, Men on Film, Mantan, The Man in the Mirror, Manfred Mann, The Blob, Fat Bob, Arnon Milchan, Earl Thomas Conley, C. Thomas Howell, Dave Thomas, Jack, Biljack, You don't know Jack, Bilge-pumps, penis pumps, Dr. No, Clark Kent, Spidey, The Green Lantern, Ben Johnson, Beast, Wolverine, Rick Astley's Hair, Jason Priestly's Hair, Anyone in the Musical 'Hair', Nazareth, Jesus of Nazareth, Jesus Christ Superstar, John Bonham, John Davidson, Sarah Purcell, Henry Purcell, Joe Raposo, Frank Oz, Jim Henson, Any Muppet, Aaron Copeland, Gustav Mahler, King Ludwig, Branch Davidians, Angels in the Outfield, anyone's electric grandmother, Shea or Flick, Frodo, Bilbo, Bob the Builder, Dora the Explorer, Mick Jagger, Keith Moon, Frank Zappa, Deep Purple, Edgar Winter's Frankenstein, but that's where I have to draw the line!

Music:

anotheronebites1.mp3

My Blog

bondage

do you have what it takes?  it takes what it wants and requires no response.  back away and kiss the hand of your masters.the tide feels no pain.it comes and goes....
Posted by J on Wed, 18 Jul 2007 01:38:00 PST

pocket

It's like a hitchcock movie where, you know, you're thrown into a rubber bag and put in the trunk of a car...  You find people...  You find them.  ...something...  Is it karma?&nbs...
Posted by J on Sun, 01 Apr 2007 11:35:00 PST

Hot Beat Injection

Are you banging this early in morning?  Or is this late last night for you still?  Tina, hand me that pile- it's still three days ago.  Eat your dinner, you fat lard.  Love your ha...
Posted by J on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 09:30:00 PST

Sooner

the french are coming.  you can't blame them.  they're only trying to protect their identity from fraud. or was it freud? i can never remember this stuff.  oh well......
Posted by J on Sat, 10 Feb 2007 03:32:00 PST

Still Pointless, Never Meaningless

Not a very snappy commentary from me today.  I think I broke my glib.  Or misguided the cut of my jib.  It was the sloppy kerf from using the wrong tool.  Laser level is outta sigh...
Posted by J on Fri, 02 Feb 2007 10:03:00 PST

Lance Farmer, Deckboss/Engineer

here, hand me that..   my morals could be lower.  thanks.  now back to our regularly scheduled program, already in progress.  if you're reading this, I probably love you. ...
Posted by J on Sun, 26 Mar 2006 03:16:00 PST

Sissy goes to Tampa

Why, naturally, I'll say it's the wine. . . Mmmm. . .  It does go well with the chicken.  Delicious again, Peter!  
Posted by J on Sun, 29 Jan 2006 05:20:00 PST

blag swore swerve

disco is back. thats cool if you are a pussy. my favorite thing is when you feel like the world is closing in around you, and there's no one you can turn to.  so awesome. in case you are readin...
Posted by J on Sat, 22 Oct 2005 11:54:00 PST

Camphor

My most recent death will have me away to the Magic Mountain, then, reset, I'll soon bend back to band camp . . . And remember: if you rub it on paper and it turns clear, you can eat it!!
Posted by J on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Meh

Hey. Is everyone sick enough? The Christmas Allegory's Advanced Dinner for disadvantageous exploitation of opportunity Awareness will be held today. Wonder what's open? . . . Oh well. I think I'm...
Posted by J on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST