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jackie CHAN-DUH!

SPOONING leads to FORKING!!

About Me

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Your Famous Last Words Will Be:
"So, you're a cannibal." What Will Your Famous Last Words Be?

My Interests

Shot I took of Flea !Djing/Rekids/Beats/Drums/Learning to Play Strange Instruments/Jug Bands /Frisbee Golf/Video Games/Miss F*cking Mary Jane/Watching Tenacious D OVER and OVER again/cookouts/Movies/Chaos/Porn/Strip Clubs/Cities/Traveling/Road trips/drum n bass/tribal/house/hiphop/rock/stoner rock/blues/metal /didgeridoos/Randomnes/U of MN/making clothes/party wigs/The 80's /Taoism/TCM/ChineseTheory/Herbs/Massage/Reiki/Acupuncture /Sanskrit/Art/Painting/Drawing/Graffiti/PHOTOGRAPHY in front of thee camera and behind it ;)/slam/ Tattoos/Peircings/cute underwear/striped socks/Naked /People watching/cadaver lab/Spontaneous Human Combustion/ crazy a$$ people from the woods/midgets/ midget porn/being papparazzi of the wigs//KY wrestling matches/Bus stops in downtown Minneapolis/Buccaneer Force Wig!/whiskey/David Haselhoff greeting cards and his musical career/Hulk and the Hulkomaniacs/Tony Vann/

I'd like to meet:

S.S.O.G. @ The Mousetrap (EC, WI) ---------- fantasy layout @ HOT FreeLayouts.com MyHotComments
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Music:

Deftones~Mr Bungle~The Mars Volta ~PEEPING TOM~Alice In Chains~Dillinger Escape Plan ~SOAD~Ween~Faith No More~Helmet~The Secret Chiefs ~Nine Inch Nails~ Toadies~Foo Fighters ~Fantomas~Primus~Meshuggah~TOMAHAWK Wesley Willis Fiasco~Aphex Twin ~A Perfect Circle~Radiohead~American Head Charge ~Gwar~In Flames~Pantera~Chimaria~ Otep~Candiria~Dredge~Hatebreed~ Opeth~Mother Fuc*in BECK~Local H~Self~ John Spencer~Team Sleep~Lovage~ Oysterhead~Bad Acid Trip~Down~ Acid Bath~Mindless Self Indulgance ~Clutch~Nirvana~RhCp~Soundgarden~ TOOL~Tenacious D~SNOT~Soundgarden~Pearl Jam ~Mad Season~Weezer~Lacuna Coil~ Chevelle~Cursive~At the Drive in ~Rage~Incubus~Sublime~Smashing Pumpkins ~STP~Rollins Band~Janes Addiction ~Pulse Ultra~Machine Head~Nothingface ~Oysterhead~OMB~Melvins~Metallica~Mike Patton ~Queens of the Stone age~Great Scott~Knowing Jobe~Mr Smith~Devilinside~Mister Smith~Staija ~F.O.R.~B!~Silver Spool Octopus Guts~Julias Seizure~Banehinge~Suspirios (zombies yay) ~Radio On~To Bleed For~Danzig~The Doors ~Loverboy~Dire Straits~The Who~ The Moody Blues~The Police~ The Cars~ Pink Floyd~Bob Marley~ Black Sabbath~Led Zeppelin~MJ~Atomosphere~Kanser~ Sage Francis~Mos Def~Talieb Kweli~ Blackstar~Method Man~Mission~Wu Tang~Snoop~DANGERDOOM~Danger Mouse ~MF DOOM~ Black eyed Peas~Dr. Dre ~Cypress Hill~Public Enemy~The Roots ~Beastie Boys~Jamiroquai~J5~pharcyde~P.O.S. ~Busta Rhymes~Kool Keith~Ludacris~ MissE~Outkast~JT~Sade~St Germain~ The Postal Service~Portishead~Denali~ A Whisper in the Noise~Morcheeba~ Doc Martin~Mark Farina~Ele~Lio~ Aphrodite~Dieselboy~Dara~ AK 1200~Colette~Dj Dan~LTJ~ middle eastern, latin, reggae, jazz, classical, jungle, breaks, 80's.. fuckingg LOVE 80's remixes::::Music Touches Feelings that words cannot.

Movies:

take me to one.

Television:

Idiot Box

Books:

power of now, simulacra and simulation. helter skelter was good too.

Heroes:

Abe Cunningham,David Hasselhoff, Uncle Jesse, Bruce Campbell, Dave Grohl, Mike Patton, Wesley Willis, Peter Gabriel, Midgets in Porn, Willy J, Mark (the dingus) Lone, Ken Buffalo Herman Hoof.

My Blog

brain fried

just finished my 10 page FINAL paper for my Public Health class on Microbicides and HIV/AIDS in South Africa... WOW. my brain is fried, but holy shit ...do I have a whole new perspective on global pol...
Posted by jackie CHAN-DUH! on Tue, 01 May 2007 11:19:00 PST

Karissah tahgged me

OOOOHkay, I guess but only cuz Karissa started it. ;) The first player of this game starts with "6 weird things/ habits about yourself" and people who get tagged need to write a blog about their ow...
Posted by jackie CHAN-DUH! on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 07:13:00 PST

Lollipop Magazine Shoot . 2 with Lew!

Hey kids.. my second set for Lollipop Magazine is posted.check it out..Lollipop www.lollipop.com Also... Check out Lollipop's Myspace Page! http://www.myspace.com/lollipoprag Latest reviews, feat...
Posted by jackie CHAN-DUH! on Wed, 02 Aug 2006 10:17:00 PST

baby jesus dildo anyone?

OMFG... this is serious bizz!!"Welcome to Divine Interventions, the home of Baby Jesus Butt Plug and more!" Divine InterventionsPlease go to products and read the descriptions......
Posted by jackie CHAN-DUH! on Tue, 16 May 2006 08:30:00 PST

SSOG SHOW!

yep.. We're playin at the Mousetrap again! 1/21/06      Eau Claire, WI www.myspace.com/ssog
Posted by jackie CHAN-DUH! on Fri, 13 Jan 2006 02:40:00 PST

"HOLY" Psychoness..

ok, this lady goes EFFING NUTS!! yep. shes a god warrior.check out this clip from an episode of trading spouses. wow.....all I gots to say.http://www.leakingpen.com/?disp=item&id=599...
Posted by jackie CHAN-DUH! on Fri, 06 Jan 2006 05:50:00 PST

Poultrygeist: Night of the Chicken Dead...

you HAVE to check this shit out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Poultrygeist: Night of the Chicken Dead!!! hahaha Thanks Sam and.. D? http://international.tromamovies.com/stream-qt.php?t=poultry geist_te...
Posted by jackie CHAN-DUH! on Tue, 15 Nov 2005 11:49:00 PST