dumpster diving, poetry, small and large animals but not medium sized ones, andy eastman, mock pregnancies quickly followed by mock abortions, fat bottom girls (they make the rockin world go round), photographs but not pictures, pickels, and of course world peace
Packing a Musket
By Jerri Blank
When you work from your home,
and Johns call on the phone,
you're a Call Girl.
When you walk 'til you limp,
and give a cut to a pimp,
you're a Street Whore.
When they're begging you please,
to get down on your knees,
near their groinage,
'scue a me, but ya see,
don't cha touch, where they pee,
without coinage.
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should make you feel sexy or at least really really horny...like porn...but not Poop Porn, that makes me feel dirty...and oddly hungry.
is the God of my soul. It corrupts completely. There is no escape!!
should be eaten. Preferably ALIVE!