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About Me

Children barnyard of when sip twice. The reverse is Booberry. I we they you, two three four...

My Interests

Likes; Hagen Dazs Creme Brulee, quiet children, The Fifth Element, emotional generosity, being alone, not being alone, open windows, girls that dont shave, custard cream pie, people who wink, El Caminos, disagreeing, anything by Jim Henson, anything by Otis Redding, anything by Lucian Freud, anything by Salman Rushdie, anything by Ewan McGregor, bugs, fluffy pillows, irony, being offensive, loose change, beer, moss, people who journal, accomplishing goals, Nick Stahl, my ears. Dislikes; People who want (or have) a monkey as a pet, barbecue sauce, Anime, impositions, shaving, coffee, gender roles, insincerity, ttypos, ketchup, loud voices, anything by David Spade, anything by Madonna/Cher/Brittney, anything by Steven King, anything by Robert Altman, anything by Thomas Kincade, manipulative actions, orange tans, insecurities, people who don't claim farts, mosquito bites, sad plants, Hummers, wackadoo Christians, feeling dumb

I'd like to meet:

Toooooooo Blaaaaaaaave

Music:

OtisReddingRadioheadAnimal CollectiveEstheroChetBakerH alloween,AlaskaDeadVoicesO nAirTheDissociativesAndrewB irdFlyingSaucerAttackBjorkPo leRogueWaveCocoRosieRayL amontagneFrenteNickDrakeS unnyDayRealEstateBettyCart erRufusWainwrightDavidBowi eLouisArmstrongKingsofConv enienceJoannaNewsomTweak erSimianModestMouseFrankSi natraTheSmithsM.WardDeath CabForCutieBillWithersClinic SondreLercheBenzosSigurRos JonathanRiceTheCooperTemp leClauseTelefonTelAvivGryUn believableTruthMagnetPattiPa ge... and Jason Mraz?!

Movies:

MarsAttacksHaroldandMaudeE qualibriumDeadManTheDarkC rystalTheTransporterTheBroth ersQuayDancerintheDarkBrok ebackMountainThePrincessBri deTheIncrediblesTheCityofLos tChildrenFargoTheProfessiona lBillyElliotSpyKidsTheAdventur esofBaronMunchausenPrinces sMononokeBigFishDinosaurAm ericanPsychoAmelieWillyWonk aandtheChocolateFactory

Television:

MyThreeSonsCarnivaleInsecti aBeyond2000BattlestarGalacti caCSIVegas(sorry,theboysar ecute)FraggleRockTheJeffCor winExperienceSesameStreetM ovieMagicTheSimpsonsTheEle ctricCompany

Books:

TheMonsterattheEndofThisBoo kTheLastTemptationofChristIs hmaelPeterandWendyWheret heWildThingsAreTheSatanicV ersesTheSimpleScreamer

My Blog

Yak isn't just a wild, shaggy haired ox

Had you asked me about The Capitol Grill a few months ago, I would have given you an earfull. I would have told you that everything tasted great. The tartar, the oysters, eve...
Posted by Michael on Mon, 01 Jan 2007 04:11:00 PST

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I know everyone has been a-twitter with anticipation... My camera is back, and works as it should. You may now get a decent nights rest. ...
Posted by Michael on Sun, 26 Nov 2006 05:44:00 PST

sometimes i'm quiet

Last weekend, my cousin (this blog is not about my cousin) got married (or about marriage). Weddings always make me uncomfortable (not because I'll never have a "real" wedding, that's not...
Posted by Michael on Mon, 09 Oct 2006 08:22:00 PST

Sad Camera

In case you hadn't noticed, my digital camera is not feeling well. I took a number of self-portraits, and the best result is my current "main pic". In most of the other shots...
Posted by Michael on Mon, 25 Sep 2006 05:08:00 PST

a better milk

So milk is supposed to be good for you, right? Milk is claimed to be benificial in preventing things like osteoporosis, hypertension and possibly some types of cancer! More so, mil...
Posted by Michael on Thu, 21 Sep 2006 05:05:00 PST

Does Art Make You Happy?

Like most people, I have never fully understood what defines art. Or more accurately, what defines "good" art. I tend to approach art in the same manner in which I deal with most influences in my lif...
Posted by Michael on Mon, 04 Sep 2006 01:11:00 PST

This is how all dreams should be

So, some guy and I took a trip to Paris. I think he was a friend because we rented a room together. After getting off the plane and checking into the room, I decided to take a walk. It wa...
Posted by Michael on Fri, 01 Sep 2006 12:47:00 PST

It could be worse...

...is what people say when they don't care to hear you complain.
Posted by Michael on Thu, 03 Aug 2006 07:50:00 PST

Karaoke Etiquette for Losers

For all those who know me, I'm sure you've been wondering why I haven't blogged about karaoke before. For any of you that may not know me, allow me to introduce myself Hi, My name i...
Posted by Michael on Tue, 11 Jul 2006 05:27:00 PST

a love like that

Every now and again I find myself yearning for some sort of grand story book love. The kind of love books are written about, and then turned into movies. Actors more attractive than any ma...
Posted by Michael on Sun, 09 Jul 2006 04:30:00 PST