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Undercover Jesus

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About Me

Some people call me a peddler, I call myself a messiah.

My Interests

Moonlighting as a clergyman, magic tricks, cheating at cards, and roaming around as a hobo spreading the word about me.

I'd like to meet:

People like me, because I'm the shit.
Send me a damn message if you want to be friends.

Music:

Church Music, Jesus & Andy, Johnny Cash, and KillRadio

Heroes:

Me, Myself, and I.