Comedian, Voice, Writer lost in Amsterdam.
Has on several occasions inventend new types of fish, only to find the patent already taken by the Halibut Corporation.
I am available for: Births, Christenings, Birthday Parties, Brisses, Bar Mitzvahs, Conceptions, Funerals, Wakes, Book Launchings, Ship Launchings, Shopping Centre Openings, Royal Command Performances and Tours to Cheer up the Troops (as long as they are not in war-torn countries).
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