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Randy AKA Randy

I once peed on Adam Sandler for charity.

About Me

I train bears to pilot cargo ships carrying black-tar-heroin-flavored candy cigarettes out of Peru for delivery to various parts of the world. One of the bears is named French Richard (no, he's actually British like all the other bears) and he's expressed quite an interest in learning how to write poetry, so that's my current pet project.

My Interests

Music, movies, comics, reading, sex, having fun, making noise, recording, living.

I'd like to meet:

People.

Music:

See my last.fm page if you care.

Movies:

Film.

Television:

Arrested Development, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, The Simpsons, Mr. Show, Stella, 12 Oz. Mouse, The Office

Books:

David Foster Wallace, Charles Bukowski, Chuck Palahniuk, David Sedaris, Dave Eggers, Chuck Klosterman, Dhalgren, Lost in the Funhouse, Illuminatus Trilogy, Albert Camus, Philip K. Dick, John Irving... Plus comic book people like Chris Ware, Dan Clowes, Chester Brown, Adrian Tomine...

Heroes:

I prefer Villains.