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About Me

I wish they'd conduct a national poll to find out who feels out of place and who doesn't. Just to get the numbers, you know? To get a feel for how many of us there are. Sometimes at work i get the feeling that it's got to be right up against 100%. I'll head out to the register to help out during the lunch rush and the new cashier will look so confused and lost, and then I'll look at the customers she's supposed to be helping, and they'll look lost, too, and then when I sneak a glance toward the tables there'll be all these people staring at their food or at each other with blank looks in their eyes. And I'll think: Is this just me? Is everybody else actually fine, and I'm just trying to imagine that they're like me? But I don't think so. I've thought about this a lot, and I'm pretty sure that some ridiculous percentage of the population is walking around feeling like aliens."

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

David Foster Wallace, Dave Willis/Matt Malliero/Mike Lazzo & other sundry Williams Street movers and shakers, Yamatsuka eYe, Miyazaki Hayao, Miike Takashi, and a bunch of dead literary heroes (particularly William S. Burroughs, William Faulkner, Charles Bukowski, and Hunter S. Thompson).

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