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Natalie

The council will now meet in secret, debate your personality flaws, and come to a final decision.

About Me

High-strung low-life.

My Interests

Home furnishing porn, fancy finger food, feminist history, rubber snakes, baking recipes, full-time domestic glamour, accessorizing while naked, society luncheons, pre-1970s teenage consumer culture, Louisiana, water parks, natural history museums, children's picture books, disabled puppets, comix, ghost towns, southern myths/legends/history/food/everything, my hometown, nourishing the soul with vices & food, ranting crusades against bullshit social norms, old women's advice/self-help books, the Swedish socialist model, a lot of things that are "kinda gay", box sets by Rhino & Trojan, being a huge and unrepetant dork.

I'd like to meet:

A 24-hour snoball stand that delivers.

Music:

the Who, Wanda Jackson, Sparkle Moore, The Ramones, Love, Pulp, Porter Wagoner & Dolly Parton, Phil Spector, The Modern Lovers, Brian Eno, Nick Cave, The Cramps, Irma Thomas, Francoise Hardy, The Delta 5, Spoon, James Chance, Marianne Faithfull, ? and the Mysterians, Quintron, Kim Fowley, Captain Beefheart, The Collins Kids, The Byrds, The Birthday Party, The Kinks, Electrelane, Television.

Movies:

Blue Velvet, Juliet of the Spirits, Hairspray, Une Femme est Une Femme, Network, Beyond the Valley of the Dolls, Mommie Dearest, Mujeres al borde de un ataque de nervios, Grey Gardens, Vertigo, The Third Man, Billy Liar, Les Parapluies de Cherbourg, Grease 2

Television:

The Daily Show/Colbert Report, The L Word, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Veronica Mars, Arrested Development, The Twilight Zone, Dark Shadows, Kids in the Hall, My So-Called Life, Twin Peaks, A Charlie Brown Christmas.

Books:

A Confederacy of Dunces, Cruddy, I'm With the Band, Valley of the Dolls, Bubblegum Music is the Naked Truth, Helter Skelter, Cane, Kenneth Anger's Hollywood Babylon, Psychotic Reactions & Carburetor Dung, Like a Velvet Glove Cast in Iron

Heroes:

Jim Henson, Diana Ross, Jimmy Carter, Divine, Mom, Dad, You.

My Blog

Pour le record,

Please don't come by here with some sort of "FRENCH STEREOTYPES AREN'T FUNNY" bullmerde. (ESPECIALLY if you enjoyed Amelie.)My mother's side of the family is like 100% French anyhow, so it'll fall on ...
Posted by Natalie on Tue, 29 May 2007 11:53:00 PST

Things that are obsessing me lately.

1. Money: How to get it, what to spend it on (and why the answer to the second question always seems to be "shit from Target"). 2. Fart control: How to silence otherwise loud ones or bump up the decib...
Posted by Natalie on Sat, 24 Mar 2007 03:15:00 PST