Sex, drugs, rock-n-roll, politics, religion, hockey, soccer, fishing, zombie flicks & iced oatmeal cookies.
Fictionally - Hal Jordan (The Green Lantern), Zorro, David Lister, Yoda, Jack Bauer, SantaReal life - Noam Chomsky, Bill Moyers, John Cleese, John Stewart, George C. Romero, Michael Moore, Joe Jackson, Elvis Costello, Ace Frehley, DevoWomen - too many to count, so we'll go back to 1977 & start with Farah Fawcett and end off today with Christina Ricci or Rose McGowan.Past - Jesus, Thomas Jefferson, John Merrick, Bill Hicks, Joe Strummer, John CandyUltimately - GOD (in whatever form he, she or it may take)
Clash, Cult, Jam, Stiff Lil' Fingers, DEVO, Squeeze, Paul Weller, Redd Kross, Jellyfish, Foo Fighters, Joe Jackson, Elvis Costello, English Beat, Cure, Zappa, Z, Pat Travers, KISS, Sex Pistols, Odds, Primus, Pink Floyd, Roger Waters, David Gilmour, AC/DC, Pop-O-Pies, Dinosaur Jr., Flogging Molly, Streetdogs, Sloan, Rage Against The Machine, Soundgarden, Audioslave, Happy Mondays, Duran Duran, Alarm, Fixx, Crowded House, XTC, INXS, Lowest Of The Low, Tony C. & The Truth, Zutons, Big Sugar, Robert Randolph, Kim Mitchell, Sweet, Iron Maiden, Judas Priest, Monkees, Reverend Horton Heat, Sade, Plasmatics, Killing Joke, Junior Brown, BR-549, Bears, Moxy Fruvous & many more
Dawn Of The Dead, Life Of Brian, Star Wars (pick one), North By Northwest, The Birds, The Princess Bride, Logan's Run, Filth & The Fury, Swimming With Sharks, Showgirls, Muppets From Space, Farenheit 911, Young Frankenstein, Strange Brew
24, Trailer Park Boys, Metalocalypse, Coupling, Red Dwarf, Family Guy, Free Speech TV, Democracy Now, Daily Show, Bands Reunited, History International, The Dog Whisperer, Aqua Teen Hunger Force
Curious George Flies A Kite
People who can hit a ball with a stick really, really far. They are very important and should be paid ridiculous amounts of money.