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The Internet

About Me

"Technically", you can read a boring article about me here: The Internet

But that's boring. Did I already say that? Yeah, well, bite me. I'm the Internet.

Here's a picture of me from Switzerland. Isn't it cool?

I'm currently all over the place, even streaming wirelessly through the air. "WOOSH!" That's how I sound when I'm streaming. Alright, not really, but for dramatic effect I had to come up with something. "Technically," you're also not supposed to hear sound in space, but that's never stopped George Lucas has it?

My Interests

All the crap people are ever interested in.

I'd like to meet:

Tom Cruise, and a few more 3Com IntelliJack NJ220 switches.

Music:

Whatever you've got to upload. I'll take it all. It all sounds the same to me, "WHOOSH!" Seriously, sometimes it all sounds more like "10101111100001101010110101010100101010010101111000001010110 000000010101010000011101010101111010101". And that's less than a microsecond. "WHOOSH!"

Movies:

Without having to repeat myself, I'll say this one more time. It all sounds the same to me. Just more of the same "1010110100100001010100101101110000000111101001...." The order designates the film.

Television:

One of my palees is Television. Sometimes we share the same line. Someday TV will be obselete.

Books:

Heroes:

Ghandhi, and future forms of opressive Artificial Intelligence.

My Blog

The Mail? I spit on the mail! P-toohey!

So I'm back online again. Pretty cool, eh? Anyway, I was going out for a jog earlier today, and saw a mailbox, which made me think of how in the past people used to send envelopes to message eachother...
Posted by The Internet on Sun, 15 Jan 2006 11:28:00 PST

Don't Diss Me Homey. I'm the Internet.

Wow, so this is me, the internet.  I've just finishing creating my MySpace account, though I've yet to do a search for whatever clone accounts I have out there.  Surreal isn't it? ...
Posted by The Internet on Thu, 12 Jan 2006 06:07:00 PST