*news flash* |
I have just learned that Smiths is not open 24 hours a day anymore.I am searching for a new reason to live.Fan-fucking-tastic.
Posted by jess on Sat, 20 Jan 2007 12:13:00 PST |
And we all lose our chance in the end. |
In the end I hope there is music.Because that is all there is left.
I really just need something to make sense.
Posted by jess on Sun, 29 Oct 2006 06:24:00 PST |
Lookie lookie! A new blog post! |
I know a guy who went to school with a guy who actually ordered and married a Mail Order Bride from China. Seriously. He was 20.Apparently they do exist. Iit would make the story better if h...
Posted by jess on Mon, 24 Jul 2006 06:04:00 PST |
I'll heal you. |
I have recently had an injury that has rendered me retarded.
Any sympthay and coddling will be appreciated and well...expected
Just know it involved an unusually sharp knife and Bjork.
Damn.
&nb...
Posted by jess on Fri, 02 Jun 2006 06:17:00 PST |
Reasons why I should hate myself. |
*I don't resemble Angelina Jolie in any way.
*I don't know any Kung-Fu.
*I don't have a domestic bone in my body.
*I have a limp today.
*I bought make-up remover when I meant to buy face was...
Posted by jess on Tue, 16 May 2006 08:44:00 PST |
12.14 |
Is it too early in the day to start drinking?
Hell, it's 5 o'clock somewhere.
Posted by jess on Thu, 13 Apr 2006 03:15:00 PST |
In light of current events... |
...people have let their opinions detract from his genius. Yes, Genius.
Does insanity detract from brilliance? Sometimes it adds to the legacy you know.
Posted by jess on Tue, 04 Apr 2006 01:55:00 PST |
