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About Me

Running out of tobacco annoys me, though running out of rolling papers annoys me much worse.
People who don't drink annoy me, though people who need to smoke pot all day every day annoy me much worse.
Junkies annoy me, though I can certainly understand the mentality.
People who steal from other people annoy me, and though I can understand the mentality, I certainly don't sympathize with or share it.
I don't care what kind of music you listen to. I don't care if you think you're "punk enough" to get me. I think punks get me less than anyone. Don't judge books.
I hate sadists, yet often appear to behave in an extremely sadistic way. I hate drama, yet seem to purposefully and perpetually cause it. I hate people who call themselves "walking enigmas".
Someone once told me that I was a jigsaw puzzle with 1 piece missing. Or was it pieces from many different puzzles all mismatched and forcefully fit together? Either way, I thought it was the stupidest thing I'd ever heard.
I don't want to meet any more girls. I don't want to fall for anyone. I've already been there. I just want the possibility of... something else.

My Interests

DIY; terminate arbitrary social class rules; spare-change a yuppy; kill the fucking animal yourself if you intend to eat it; don't kill that animal; dissent; write some circus poetry; build a linux server; set Bam Margera's SUV on fire; learn to play a fucking instrument besides guitar, emo kid; kill a goth; fuck a goth girl; become a dog person; neuter a cat; drown a pigeon; drown a peacock punk; drown yourself.

I'd like to meet:

llamas and pugs. frogs and zombies. no one with a Che Guevara shirt.

Music:

ruined me

Movies:

fight club, c'mon, what do i look, new?

Television:

i wish. well, sometimes.

Books:

are easy to steal from Barnes & Noble

Heroes:

fuck your heroes

My Blog

Borderline Personality Disorder?

*From the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders, 3rd edition, 1987, pp. 346-47"Interpersonal relationships are usually unstable and intense, and may be characterized by alternation of ...
Posted by llama on Tue, 28 Oct 2008 12:40:00 PST

Girls?? WTF

I just don't get this shit. So, like, I've only seriously fallen for 2 girls since I moved to NY a year or 2 ago.. The first girl was great. I mean, Awesome.. I got along with her really fucking well,...
Posted by llama on Thu, 11 Sep 2008 04:37:00 PST

Happy Birthday? my ass

Jun 29th, 2pm: (2 days before my birthday) My girl gets arrested while i'm in Union Square, holding her dog; gets mysteriously charged with a felony burglary rap. Sent to Riker's Island 'till further...
Posted by llama on Wed, 16 Jul 2008 06:07:00 PST