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About Me

I like to eat things. but I never ate a porcupine.i'm a rapid-cycling bi-polar with itchy anus syndrome, i'm an unworthy, greasy, polock, who enjoys throwin it in the pail.
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My Interests

my kids, my wifes vagina, things you can eat(animals) fish,frogs, turtles, elk, deer, javelina, rats, rabbits, squirrells, gophers,and hogs are my favorite. hittin up the lake. rambling, cooking, fighting, archery, shooting things with guns. digging in garbage cans, making fun of people,(including myself)making shit out of metal. country music. and buying oldass vehicles that breakdown on me every trip i take. ouch!! alah fix my shoulder!!
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I'd like to meet:

hot asian chicks that can cook.(shit, even if yer not hot, if you can cook i'll still stick it in yer ass) krusty alcoholics that are not junkys,(i dont like when my friends die) people that like to kill there own food. old friends. anyone that dosent suck, and by suck i mean fags that play video games [except eric hinton], watch harry potter, and like to jerk off to anime.

Music:

hank,evicting the testicular squatters(ETTS) venom, DIO, meadeth, johnny cash, david allen coe, george jones, roger miller, earnie ford, webb peirce, skinny puppy, the specials, skankin pickle, squirrel nut zippers, paula abdul, prince, ABBA, tom jones, john denver, da yoopers, and other novelty songs. i like the message,but punkrock music sucks. dolike vomitus, G.G. code 13, dystopia, phobia, fiering squad, zounds, crass, rudi peni,some other obscure crap that no ones heard of.

Movies:

The decent rocked. Kill all them happy bitches. earnest goes to camp, toxic avenger, evil dead. Formula 1 Deer Hunting
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Television:

I like man vs. wild, survivorman, fishing and fighting shows Whitest Kids U Know - Dinosaur Rap
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Books:

make great targets

Heroes:

ninjas,

My Blog

Ode to S.F.

I feel queazy, drinkin rainier ale, my lips are all scabby and my face is pale. I don't know when, or where, but someone puked in my hair, my ass is bleeding I swear.   And I feel sleazy, dr...
Posted by squash the crackhead dumpster baby on Sat, 28 Jul 2007 06:22:00 PST

a little turd

my little girl IZZY saved a little turd in the kamode so she could show me when I got off work... Ain't that just the cutest thing. she said " DAD, I had to pee soo bad I pooped a little turd, SEE."
Posted by squash the crackhead dumpster baby on Fri, 20 Jul 2007 06:07:00 PST

i hate peta

they need to get off hunters, yeah i catch fish, and I eat them.  one time I was fishing fer perch in the pacific, and i didnt take the SHRIMP off the hook, and my STUPID dog ate i...
Posted by squash the crackhead dumpster baby on Sun, 24 Jun 2007 01:21:00 PST