2007: The Year of the Wombat. |
It's December 20th, unless something amazing happens in the next 11 days, I see nothing wrong with giving out my 2007 end of year awards now, so here goes;
The award for person that I'm absolutely fu...
Posted by There are some who call me... Tim? on Fri, 21 Dec 2007 10:48:00 PST |
11/17/02 |
I can't believe it's been five years already. I miss you, you rotten bastard.
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Posted by There are some who call me... Tim? on Sat, 17 Nov 2007 02:48:00 PST |
Things people should know... |
The Colonel's 10 Commandments of Death Metal
I. Thou shalt not be unaware of the classics! I am sick of all you fucking retards that don't know who Repulsion, Bolt Thrower, Death, Possessed, Grav...
Posted by There are some who call me... Tim? on Sat, 22 Sep 2007 07:20:00 PST |
When it rains... |
So apparently, people have been wondering where I've been for the last few weeks. Well if you must know, here's the lowdown. As many of you know, I work at ASU West. I'm not an ASU employee, I work fo...
Posted by There are some who call me... Tim? on Sat, 14 Jul 2007 10:18:00 PST |
A Few Questions... |
Does your skin have an orange tint to it from artificial tanning products?
Do you spend hours every morning trying to get your hair to look messed up?
Do you ever wear a ballcap with the price sticker...
Posted by There are some who call me... Tim? on Sun, 04 Feb 2007 04:39:00 PST |
The Funniest Fucking Thing I've Ever Seen! |
To anyone who reads my blog regularly, this is along the lines of the dude who crashed his car into the dumpster because of stupidity, only this time, I did not get attacked by ants, and was therefore...
Posted by There are some who call me... Tim? on Fri, 28 Jul 2006 04:52:00 PST |
Booze, Trains, Pizza, and Punching Retards: The Colonel, East Coast Tour 2006 |
My adventure began in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. After a rather uneventful flight, and an interesting shuttle van ride, I arrived at the Khyber Bar, where I was to meet up with the Gang, Graves at Se...
Posted by There are some who call me... Tim? on Wed, 14 Jun 2006 07:34:00 PST |
ETTS Tour Blog, Episode II: The Mormon Lizard People From Space |
After the somewhat lame St. Paul show, things only got worse. After a day of driving, we arrived in Cheyenne, Wy, only to find that our show had been cancelled. We decided to drive straight on through...
Posted by There are some who call me... Tim? on Sat, 22 Apr 2006 05:37:00 PST |
ETTS Tour Blog, Episode I: The Phantom Penis |
Chapter 1: Midwest Housewife Ass.
We began our journey late Wednesday afternoon, with our first planned show being Saturday in Chicago. Since we had plenty of time, and it was on the way, we decided t...
Posted by There are some who call me... Tim? on Tue, 18 Apr 2006 11:53:00 PST |
The Mighty Narwhal & Other Amazing Tales Of The Sea |
First, a quick word about the Menacer/Funerot show last week. Menacer and Funerot both put on great shows, despite the fact that barely anyone felt the...
Posted by There are some who call me... Tim? on Sun, 26 Mar 2006 02:51:00 PST |
