Going to Video Game and Porn Star conventions looking for a date, either will do. Perfecting my one-handed Satisfaction and Touch-typing technique. Acting out Star Trek episodes in my basement with my online chat group, buying pocket protectors,collecting rocks, going to comic book conventions, collecting Pokémon cards, and stalking unwary victims into public bathrooms and showing them my Yak Bag.
I'd like to meet that guy who always pisses on the public toilet seat right before me. You know when it's still warm. "Hey Mr. Epileptic Cock, What's with the flash flood? Just sit down like the bitch you are. And for fuck's sake, please just slow down, last thing I need to see is your severed penis in the john because you had to rush and zip your fly up too quick." I need to meet a friend who will always loan me money, never ask for it back, and be willing to help me move and/or bury bodies.
Yeah, yeah I listen to everythign even Pop and I hate myself for it but at least I'm not Avril Lavine. Umm, Trance and techno are my main thing like Paul Oakenfold, BT,Yane Wayne, DJ Irene, Venga Boys,Paul Van Dyke, Fatboy Slim, I listen to just about everything, but that doesn't include Country.
The Faculty, Jurrasic Pork, Rear and Pleasant Danger, In Diana Jones,Weapons of Ass Distruction, Good Will Humping, Romancing the Bone,Shaving Ryan's Privates, A Cockwork Orgy, Titty-Titty Bang-Bang, How Stella got her Tube Packed, Sperms of Endearment, Honey I Blew Everybody, Face Jam, Flesh Gordon, Pulp Friction, The Loin King, Inspect Her Gadget, Robin's Hood, Mr. Hollund's Phallus, You've Got Male, Snatch Adams, Schindler's Fist, Big Trouble In Little ‘Gina, Humped Back at Notre Dame, Glad-He-Ate-Her, Single White She-male, Spray it Forward, Blackdraft, Black Cock Down, The Midget Bones Diary, Fister Belvadeer, Glazed And Confused, H.R. Muff 'n stuff, Seepy Hollow, Lust of the Mohicans and a Sale of Two Titties
Hmmm, let's see. Well, I watch the OC while Masturbating to pictures of Justin Limberdick, (but I stop to watch those Subway commercials because that Jared is SO funny.) And then I dress up like the drag queen Kelly Osbourne and watch reruns of Friends, because, yes folks, I'm THAT gay. I'll also be staring in my new TV sitcom "Touched by an Uncle", out this fall on the Dubba-dubba-dubba-dubbya Bee.
Tears of the Snow Lilly, Wesley Edwards's 5000 page "best of" poetry compendium.
Wesley Edwatds