-GOD.
-JEAN, my beautiful WIFE!
-My daughter, Ryan Avery
-My business partner and future husband: OG
-Friends
-music
-people who help old ladies with toilet paper
-the secret lives of the ghostbusters.
-juggling small spanish kids.
-one-armed charlie and his army of psycho saddled cats.
-indians who offer to play me in a game of putt-putt with frog legs or face the wrath of paodi-headed porcupine eaters.
-the troll actor from ernest scared stupid.
-any ernest movie.know what i mean vern?
-mexican burrito racing with burning toilet paper.
-books.
-books written by one-armed cheerleaders from greece titled "sorry i dropped her".
-cheese and crackers.
-searching for the hermit crab named underwear, he has to exist.
-cheese and crackers.
-if i was a character on lord of the rings, i would be called cheese and crackers.
and i would be golem's friend as long as he sang to me about how to make seven gyros in his underwear.
-rock climbing in speedos.
I'd like to meet:
KIERA KNIGHTLEY!!!Dave Ramsey.Yoda.Pat Sajack.Obi Wan.Jimmy Dean and his Sausage Army.anyone basically, as long as they dont complain about dirty underwear.
Music:
only the sweet music made by armpits in the rain.....Sevendust, SOTY, Killswitch, and 80's music.. plus many more.
Movies:
300
MONTY PYTHON
STAR WARS
X-MEN
Braveheart
Out Cold
The Incredibles
The Bourne Identity & Supremacy
BUBBA HO-TEP
THE EVIL DEAD TRILOGY
anything with Bill Murray
Top Gun
Never Ending Story
Bio-Dome
The Village
Kung Pow!
Fight Club
Reservoir Dogs
Boondock Saints
The Indiana Jones Trilogy
The Jerk
The Rescuers Down Under
anything with Leslie Neilson or Chevy Chase
V FOR VENDETTA
Television:
Man VS Wild
Myth Busters
Dirty Jobs
Conan
Will and Grace
TLC
History Channel
The Family Guy
SNL
The Discovery Channel
Homeless | Women | Dont | make | good | applesauce. |
Books:
BIBLE
No man is an island
LOTR
CS Lewis Books
the gift of being yourself
The 5 Love Languages
God's psychiatry
The Rainmaker
Chuck Swindoll
Surrender to love
The Simple Faith of Mr. Rogers
The Chronicles of Redwall
A Dog Called Kitty
Bridge to Terabithia
James R.R. Martin
Lord of the Flies
BOOKS THAT SHOULD BE WRITTEN:
- How to use post-it notes as TP
- One-armed Charlie and the day at the woods
- Using nyquil as an enema
- The crazy old lady and her crazy dog fart
- Riley the Goat: The tin can edition
- How to potty train your gopher
Heroes:
JESUS
Dave Ramsey
Arvil Keith Pool
LacyJ
My Brothers Jake and Jason
Mr Rogers
Thomas Jefferson
The Indians... ALL of them!
