Hail Alex, King of the Swish!

Hello there, I'm Alex and i've decided to change my "about me" section, change is good, i like change, change is for the better, unless it makes things rubbish, then change is Bad, Bad is probably one of Michael Jacksons best albums, i like albums, they're great, i imagine the best album in the world would be "music - The Greatest Hits", but even then it'd probably be shit, shit is horrid, i hate standing in it, when you're walking and it gets on your foot, feet? feet are great, i laugh at my feet and they laugh back, Backs are good too, we'd look really silly without our backs, we'd just be heads attached to legs...and our arms would be attached to our ears i'd imagine. I like imagining things, not nasty things though...Nasty? Nasty is a fantastic episode of the Young Ones, where they get a Video out and Vyv makes toast in the Video, aren't Videos great, another thing that's great is the great white shark, what's Great about it is that it's been called Great White by people, it's not self-proclaimed Great, like Great Britain, Britain? what a mess, bless, "bless this mess"...that's a sign that some people have in their homes for a little bit of fun, i like fun, except fun-runs!!! i used to hate fun-runs when i was a kid, what's so bloody fun about them, blood?! blood is great and really useful, if we didn't have it, we'd be dead!, Dead?!? yuk, imagine that!!, no wait, don't imagine that! it's really morbid, Morbid? Morbid Angel? fantastic Band, Caesars palace is my favourite song by them...I'd love a palace, i deserve a palace, someone buy me a palace to live in!, someone swish, then I can be their King, I'd be Alex, King of the Swish and they'd be my slave, Slavery has it's pro's and cons,just ask the confederates, confederates? what a great flag they had, some flags are good and some are rubbish, Brazil has a good flag, the Cavalera Brothers are from Brazil, Max Cavalera is a living legend! Legends are great, i'm a Legend, no, honestly i am, it's true, isn't the truth fantastic, it's far better than lies, although i suppose lies have pros and cons too, aren't Ex-Cons fun, like Chopper Reid, he's funny because he lies and Kills, what a winning combination, like a combination lock, except when you change the combination and forget it! I hate change, change is bad, i hate it because i started by saying "i like change, change is good", so now i've "changed" what i've said, which makes me a liar, lying is something i also mentioned, now i don't know what to think!!! now i feel really weird, i feel like my head is attached to my legs and my arms are sticking out of my ears! i'm so confused, i'm gunna go now! i feel sick. Sick is Rubbish.