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Wayne 'the train'

I'm back!!!

About Me

The following is based on actual events. Only the names, locations and events have been changed.
*I play guitar with the band TaipanFlex *
*I grew up in Llanishen*
*Parents divorsed when i was 16*
*I've moved house about 10 times since i was 19*
*I've got a HND in product design*
*I'm ridiculously easy going*
*If you cross me though i'll fucking kill you i promise*
*I work in facilities for a bank*
*Used to work in british gas*
*I've done some really stupid things in my life*
*I mean REALLY stupid*
*Music is my passion*
*I like to keep fit*
*I like funky T-shirts that no-one else has*
*I eat far too much tuna pasta*
*I did yoga for a year*
*I play with myself like every other male*
*My guinea pig died because his teeth grew too long*
*I'm a lover not a fighter*
*Favourite sport is rugby*
*Also support Cardiff City*
*I cut my own hair*
*porn porn porn porn*
*I swear too much*
*I don't get along with kids*
*I like a gamble now and again*
*I binge drink on weekends*
*I've never had a fight in my life*
*I've been followed by a private investigator*
*People falling over is the funniest thing ever*
*I don't care much for my own personnel safety*
Name: Wayne
Birthdate: 29/06/1979
Birthplace: Caaaaaaardiff
Current Location: Caaaaaaardiff
Eye Color: Dark Brown
Hair Color: Dark Brown
Height: 5ft 8in
Weight: 12 stone
Piercings: nope
Tatoos: nope (soon
Boyfriend/Girlfriend: Single
Overused Phraze: Fuck
FAVORITES
Food: Chicken Tikka Massala
Candy: Haribo Sour Mix
Number: 7
Color: Black
Animal: Chinchilla
Drink: Chocolate Yazoo
Alcohol Drink: Whisky
Bagel: Tuna Mayo
Letter: jesus! fucking Z
Body Part on Opposite sex: Ass
This or That
Pepsi or Coke: I can't tell the difference
McDonalds or BurgerKing: Burger King
Strawberry or Watermelon: Strawberry
Hot tea or Ice tea: Hot Tea
Chocolate or Vanilla Chocolate
Hot Chocolate or Coffee: Coffee
Kiss or Hug: Kiss
Dog or Cat: Dog
Rap or Punk: Punk
Summer or Winter: Winter
Scary Movies or Funny Movies: Funny
Love or Money: Money
YOUR...
Bedtime: Midnight
Most Missed Memory: Having money
Best phyiscal feature: You tell me
First Thought Waking Up: FUCK IT
Goal for this year: have money for christmas, change job
Best Friends: yes i do thanks
Weakness: I'm sure i do
Fears: Can't think of any
Longest relationship: on and off for 2 years
HAVE YOU...
Ever Drank: Fuck yes
Ever Smoked: Yes, but i hate it
Pot: Who hasn't!!!
Ever been Drunk: STUPID!!!
Ever been beaten up: No
Ever beaten someone up: No
Ever Shoplifted: Yes
Ever Skinny Dipped: No
Ever Kissed Opposite sex: Fuck yes
Been Dumped Lately: Nope
IN A GUY/GIRL
Favorite Eye Color: Don't mind
Favorite Hair Color: Don't mind
Short or Long: Short
Height: Not too tall
Style: Casual
Looks or Personality: Personality is always first
Hot or Cute Cute
Drugs and Alcohol: Yeah
Muscular or Really Skinny: Inbetween
RANDOMS
Number of Regrets in the Past: 1000's
What country do you want to Visit: USA or Tasmainia
How do you want to Die: Electric shock
Been to the Mall Lately: Last week
Do you like Thunderstorms: If i'm indoors yes
Get along with your Parents: Rarely see them
Health Freak: Nah, i'm not a junkie though either
Do you think your Attractive: No
Believe in Yourself: No, my own worst enemy
Want to go to College: I'd love to go back
Do you Smoke: Nope
Do you Drink: Loads
Shower Daily: Yes
Been in Love: not REAL love
Do you Sing: Badly at the moment, will get better
Want to get Married: Not sure
Do you want Children: Maybe, doubt it though
Have your future kids names planned out: Nope
Hate anyone: No
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!

My Interests


ALL THE ABOVE!!!!!
+ Music + Photography + Design

Some say a comet will fall from the sky.
Followed by meteor showers and tidal waves.
Followed by faultlines that cannot sit still.
Followed by millions of dumbfounded dipshits.
Some say the end is near.
Some say we'll see armageddon soon.
I certainly hope we will
I sure could use a vacation from this
stupid shit, silly shit, stupid shit...
One great big festering neon distraction,
I've a suggestion to keep you all occupied.
Learn to swim.
Learn to swim.
Learn to swim.
Mom's gonna fix it all soon.
Mom's comin' round to put it back the way it ought to
beeeeeeeee.

I'd like to meet:

New people who are up for a laugh and like a drink or 10!

Music:

I'm a music mutt! I like anything from Ambient to Thrash, all depends on the mood i'm in. Most of the stuff out these days is complete utter shite.

Devin Townsend
Therapy?
Smashing Pumpkins
Clutch
Frou Frou
Lamb
Cat Power
Faith No More
Muse
Sneaker Pimps
Tool
The KLF
Aphex Twin
Girls Against Boys
Everclear
GlassJaw
Refused
Sparta
Future Sound Of London
PJ Harvey
Bowie
Rival Schools
K&D
Eskobar
Amen
Pendulum
Nine Inch Nails
Quicksand
Incubus
Sarah Mclachlan
Deftones
Pop Will Eat Itself
Chilli Peppers
Hybrid
Prodigy
Depeche Mode
Amon Tobin
Oceansize

Movies:

Fight Club
Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas
Big Lebowski
A Life Less Ordinary
Spinal Tap
Kill Bill
Akira
Zoolander
Twin Town
Stander
The Warriors
The Grudge
Mallrats
Anchorman
Dumb & Dumber
The Green Mile
Superbad

Television:

Dirty Sanchez
Family Guy
Gavin & Stacey
Alan Partridge
Just funny stuff!!!

Books:


Heroes:


Prodigy - Gabba

Nine inch nails - happiness in slavery

PJ Harvey - Hustlers Whore

Cat Power - he war

Which Trainspotting Character Are You?

My Blog

Drink Survey

Q1) Have you ever been drunk? Just look at me! Like Mo said, I used to be a model! Q2) How old were you the first time you got drunk? I think I was 13, starting fires in the woods by Cardi...
Posted by Wayne 'the train' on Tue, 07 Feb 2006 11:04:00 PST

How to poop in work

We've all been there but don't like to admit it. As much as we try to convince ourselves otherwise, the WORK POOP is inevitable. For those who hate pooping at work, following is the 2001 Survival Guid...
Posted by Wayne 'the train' on Sun, 05 Feb 2006 11:27:00 PST

errrrrrrr

Not quite sure what this is about but it's not something you see everyday
Posted by Wayne 'the train' on Wed, 21 Dec 2005 11:58:00 PST

Steven Wright Quotes

Not sure you've heard of Steven Wright before but he's fucking great at one-liner's, some don't make sense at all but then neither do I! happy days, Picked a few out below..... The ear...
Posted by Wayne 'the train' on Mon, 19 Dec 2005 01:52:00 PST