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'Joe'

No matter how much you give a homeless person for a cup of tea... you never get that tea.

About Me

I'm Joe Reynolds (that seems like a good place to start) I live in staines and reading as im at Reading uni, Basically im doing a kinda electronic engineering... to those of you that think that sounds interesting... its not. I play football for my hall team, get drunk most nights of the week when my wallet allows... which isn't very often as I seem to pick the places to work that don't like paying people! grrrrr
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Joe
Birthday: 1st October
Birthplace: Ashford
Current Location: Staines
Eye Color: Brown - like pools of mystery :P
Hair Color: brown
Height: 6ft
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: my heritage? does that mean english etc? cos im as english as it gets
The Shoes You Wore Today: my loafers to work
Your Weakness: Girls
Your Fears: spiders...urgh
Your Perfect Pizza: round, n loadsa loadsa cheeses
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: pass 1st yr of uni!
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: either :P or lol
Thoughts First Waking Up: oh shit im late
Your Best Physical Feature: hard to pick from the best of a bad collection
Your Bedtime: varies but haven't been to bed before 2 once since i started uni
Your Most Missed Memory: when a hard school day consisted of finger painting and story time
Pepsi or Coke: coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: maccy d's
Single or Group Dates: single - cant stand group ones!
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: eh?
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: only way i have coffee, is 2/3 espressos, sugar and cold milk and taken like a shot of pure energy when at work
Do you Smoke: nope - never have done :D:D:D
Do you Swear: ...doesn't everyone now n then?
Do you Sing: yup - badly, but gettin better...or deafer...one of the two
Do you Shower Daily: yup
Have you Been in Love: yup
Do you want to go to College: been
Do you want to get Married: yeah
Do you belive in yourself: no - i dont think i exist, what a stupid question
Do you get Motion Sickness: only on spinny theme park rides
Do you think you are Attractive: not majorly so
Are you a Health Freak: not really
Do you get along with your Parents: yeah
Do you like Thunderstorms: yeah - they can be kinda cool, unless im outside at the time
Do you play an Instrument: nope
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: lol - another stupid question
In the past month have you Smoked: nope
In the past month have you been on Drugs: nope
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yup :)
&..39;In the past month have you gone to a Mall:' yeah
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no - i want some now :(
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: ...iv never had sushi
In the past month have you been on Stage: nope
In the past month have you been Dumped: nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: nope
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: ...
Ever been Drunk: i may have been tipsy on a few occasions
Ever been called a Tease: ...occasionally
Ever been Beaten up: yeah
Ever Shoplifted: ...the occasional sweet from woolworths
How do you want to Die: old...very very old...but not senile
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: i'd still love to be an astronaut...but i think thats kinda passed me by... i just wanna be well paid for doin not very much
What country would you most like to Visit: Australia
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: eye colour isn't exactly a major concern
Favourite Hair Color: ...nor is hair colour
Short or Long Hair: or length...although shaven heads aren't exactly attractive to me
Height: taller than me is scary...but thankfully not that common
Weight: in general - lighter than me
Best Clothing Style: hmmm...i dunno, it depends on the girl themselves
Number of Drugs I have taken: 0...although being at live 8 i may as well have been blazing
Number of CDs I own: loads...loads is a number right? oh well it'l have to do
Number of Piercings: 0
Number of Tattoos: 0
Number of things in my Past I Regret: not too many too be honest, even the drunken cringy moments are funny to look back upon - i dont actually regret much that i do
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My Interests

Partying (naturally) footy, badminton, kickboxing, snow boarding... all sorts - u get the picture! I could go on... but time is precious... I'd rather sleep.

I'd like to meet:

Models :P only jokin :P
You Are The Hanging Man
You represent the seeking of enlightenment and spiritual clarity.
You tend to confuse others, but your oddities seem deeply satisfying.
Self sacrifice is easy for you, especially if it makes you a better person in the end.
You are the type of person who is very in touch with your soul and inner spirit.

Your fortune:

Right now is a good time for reflection and meditation.
You should stop resisting the problems in your life, and let yourself be vulnerable to them.
You may need to sacrifice something important to you to move ahead in your life.
Accept your destiny with courage, and learn to let go of what you think you need. What Tarot Card Are You?

Music:

Anything - hiphop, indy, r'n'b, rock (some stuff anyway)

Movies:

Not keen on horrors - cant see the point of em, prefer comedies! shrek is a classic! Bruce Lee movies are awesome.

Television:

You cant beat family guy - and if u still say simpsons is better, then i know u haven't watched family guy yet!...oh cant forget LOST - Soooooooooo good... whats that 4toed foot all about!!!! and american dad, black books, green wing, the mighty boosh, scrubs, futurama, blackadder - do bill baily and jimmy carr stand ups count? ...im a student - im allowed to watch loadsa tv...its what i do!
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Books:

Harry Potter rules! as do the Mr Men books...and the hungry caterpillar!!!

Heroes:

Bill Bailey - how wicked would it be to actually meet the guy?
Your Deadly Sins
Envy: 80%
Gluttony: 60%
Greed: 60%
Lust: 40%
Sloth: 40%
Wrath: 40%
Pride: 20%
Chance You'll Go to Hell: 49%
You will die a boring death. While dying, you will be jealous of those who die dramatic deaths. How Sinful Are You?

My Blog

Beach

Wooo finally feels like summer's begun (despite laying out in the sun for the past week) We're off to the beach tomoro  Big group outing...   That is all....
Posted by 'Joe' on Wed, 07 Jun 2006 04:52:00 PST

revision

oh my god, i don't even know enough to start revising! :'( im so failing uni!   ...reading's promotion party was good today though...
Posted by 'Joe' on Mon, 01 May 2006 12:01:00 PST

A-Z that I stole from ed who 'horked' it off Stu.

A - Available?: yep for onceA - Age: 19A - Annoyance: pikeysB - Best Friends?: Dan kerry Liam and Nick to name a few B - Bar: Rat, vodka RevsB - Birthday?: 1st Octob...
Posted by 'Joe' on Fri, 28 Apr 2006 08:37:00 PST