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joshua

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About Me

Cursor by www.Soup-Faerie.Com i'm a selfish jerk, with a huge heart.

My Interests

living, then dying, food, film, good music, wild turkey bourbon chased with cigarettes, stars, my cat, masturbation, people, ennui, scratch that, some people. if you wish to converse at length, add: [email protected]. . . .

I'd like to meet:

my analyst said i should meet some new people. i'm not seeing him anymore.

Music:

top ten on the nano. (in no particular order) 4. lovers spit - broken social scene - bee hives 9. spiders (kidsmoke) - wilco - a ghost is born 7. love will tear us apart - joy division - substance compilation 1. venus in furs - the velvet underground - the velvet underground and nico 5. you're a woman, i'm a machine - death from above 1979 - you're a woman, i'm a machine 6. anenome - the brian jonestown massacre - her satanic majesty's second request 3. music to fuck to - portishead - album unknown 10. mrs. fat booty #1 & #2 - mos def anthology 2. uptown - roy orbison - uptown/pretty one 8. agua de beber - astrud gilberto & antonio carlos jobim

Movies:

mr. allen, mr. lynch, mr. romero, bergman, coppola(s), kubrick, donnie darko, harold and maude, terry gilliam, bill murray, kung fu flicks, zombie; and other schlocky horror movies, james cagney, bad-action pre 1992, wes anderson, brando, brett easton ellis books made into movies, most scorsese, some jarmusch, argento's maestro crazy madness, and, of course, anything starring charles bronson. rip.

Television:

the passionate eye(pre coup), curb your enthusaism, the daily show, documentary channel, dave letterman, charlie rose. for insomnia: circular news coverage, curling (the briar is it? that month, or as i affectionately refer to it- curling month, is my best month for sleep). generally the things i want to watch on tv haven't been on since 1975. i don't really watch tv much anymore though..

Books:

huxley, thompson, vonnegut, houllebecq, leroy, conrad, wolfe, woolf, and these days: . . . non-fiction. exciting.

Heroes:

in chronological order, as far as i can tell: my father and oscar the grouch simultaneously, micheal jackson, jacques yves cousteau, the nineteen-eighty-six boston celtics, jesus of nazareth, roald dahl, my sixth grade teacher-mr. davison, william shakespeare, kurt cobain, other assorted rockstars, white mike, my dad, jesus, charles bronson, adolf hitler and aldous huxley simultaneously, jen, me, jen again, my therapist, me(in other lives), my chiropractor, ernesto (rafael) guevara de la serna and gay people everywhere simultaneously, the cuban baseball squad, oscar wilde, my cat, ticks, hailie's cat donald, randy carlyle, peter sellers, people who cut themselves more than once while shaving, fake republicans, mcdonald's employees who work the saturday or sunday morning shift, people who rent twenty thousand dollars in smut dvd's through a period of four years, white trash whores who will be blowing truckers for the rest of their lives, but don't know it yet, orson welles, joe friday...

My Blog

you and that modern mexican standoff

ok. so you're standing outside this coffee dispensiary, right? you're chain smoking. even if you don't smoke.. imagine you are, and it's killing you. you are lighting your fourth consecutive cigarette...
Posted by joshua on Fri, 18 May 2007 10:41:00 PST

my blog.

my blog sucks. really. ...
Posted by joshua on Fri, 20 Apr 2007 07:10:00 PST

no mr. katz.. i don't want your love.

election day has come and gone, and as i sit here in my fruit of the looms, with my bourbon, recalling to myself the events of the past month, i can't say i'm too plussed by winnipeg's ever present ab...
Posted by joshua on Tue, 24 Oct 2006 07:12:00 PST

stephen harper

stephen harper is working for the terrorists....
Posted by joshua on Sun, 09 Jul 2006 09:18:00 PST

the quotable joshua

the secret to life is to go about your business in a state of constant mental dissarray.. without regard for any semblance of normality; for what is normality but a god to be worshipped...
Posted by joshua on Mon, 05 Jun 2006 11:02:00 PST

the quotable hitler

The victor will never be asked if he told the truth. The leader of genius must have the ability to make different opponents appear as if they belonged to one category. The great strength of the tota...
Posted by joshua on Wed, 26 Apr 2006 01:21:00 PST

inhibitions.

, i feel so inhibited. this will be my demise. i need to work on that. it is so much fun to live under the covers. locked up. in my fortress, with it's little glowing window, and nothing. be real....
Posted by joshua on Fri, 31 Mar 2006 11:41:00 PST

ellipsis.

i am too tired and apathetic to masturbate.
Posted by joshua on Mon, 20 Mar 2006 12:49:00 PST

bob barker.

do you ever watch the price is right? i do.. on occasion. i'll admit it. it's good trash television. real food for thought. at the end of the program, bob barker takes the time to mention to all the f...
Posted by joshua on Wed, 08 Mar 2006 10:58:00 PST

fuck you.

fuck you. that's right. you.
Posted by joshua on Mon, 20 Feb 2006 05:30:00 PST