Computer shit, meaning all things related. NO I wont build you a virus to gradually eat away at your enemy's files. No I don't know why your computer doesn't work. If you stopped ignoring the windows updates messages that pop up on your screen repeatedly then maybe you wouldn't download viruses and spam.
Other than being an undercover dork, I do the shopping thing..LUV fashion, LUV bling, MuSiQ, all things FLYYY.
Here's a stab at shameless promotion:
tell em that i sent cha!
i'll be on the message board!
I'd like to meet:
"We supposed to look good with each other
Go from the hood to hollywood with each other
I mean if its suits ya
Treat your princess like she goin be your queen in the future..."
xxWeLcoMe 2 tHe gOOd LifExx
I like road trips and pretty much every thing fun. "Fun" of course is measured at my discretion. Speaking of fun, my idea of a fun day is curled up on the couch watching football and eating wings...I'd say beer too if it didn't have so many carbs. I wear flip flops in the middle of the winter..That might actually explain why my feet are so white *sigh*. I have nice feet by the way. But that comes with some serious maintenance and sacrifices LoL. Like if my feet hurt in a club, best beleive i WILLLLLLL bust out the dope flip flops like BONG! Fdduuucckkk if I'm sacrificing scarred and bruised feet when I can get the same thing accomplished another way. Moving on...I love sports & I love bling. I am the Mike Jordan of wearing hoodies. I pace the floor when I talk on the phone or if ever I'm eating standing up. I hate when people use "there, they're, and their" incorrectly. Pessimists annoy the crap outta me. People who take pictures with a wad of money or in front of expensive cars doesn't impress me..but if you took a picture of your mind, that probably would. I'm tired of people that say they can play spades but they really can't. I go to Pathmark or the bowling alley in whatever I throw on at the time because I quite frankly don't care what people think and I'm fly anyway. So if you call me like "lets go here" on some spontaneous ish then expect me to look spontaneous.
I have the greatest convos about Hip Hop. Munchos is like the greatest potato chip ever. I'd MUCH rather email/text than talk on the phone. So if you text me saying "call me", I probably wont :). I get excited about little things. You'll know when I'm excited too because I'll say something like..."I'm excited" :-/. When I get excited, I talk somewhat fast, and sometimes I talk really really fast..and yes I expect you to keep up. If you can't stay with me or respond to the oh-so random wittyness then I probably would have no interest in you. *shrugs* Soweeeee. The only people on my friends list are people I know so dont bother hittin the button. I think I have to be one of the most impatient people in the world. I find a way to occupy my time during tv commercials, rush hour traffic makes me want to say "go-go gadget airplane", and long lines in the supermarket make me wanna put all of my things back except for 10 items so I can go through the express lane and call it a day. The dishwasher eats my forks the same way the washing machine eats my socks. I keep a notepad of my favorite rap lines (hence the line at the top of this section). I LOVE MUSIC. I find it fascinating that an injury is painful whenever its raining.
I love laughing and being my silly self. Ummm what else?...throw in "fool" or "jerk" whenever you address anyone, some rude and outlandish statements depending on the audience, and occasionally some yale vocab, some random Joe Budden quotes, and make up words that sound like they gotta be some type of slang from somewhere just to throw people off, and lastly...kick it with people from every walk of life. Throw all that ish in a pot, cook it up for twenty fo' years, eat it, and you'll know what I'm snacking on. Don't know what I'm talking about? Yea me either. Everybody thinks they've seen me before but they probably haven't. Then again, maybe they did...who knows? I look like the "prettier version" of like a million people. I have AMAZING social skills....I AM WHAT WILLIS WAS TALKIN ABOUT :)
So to sum it up: take Sade's mystique...I know my way in the streets, like Billie Holiday in Harlem...Maya Angelou's brain and some groove from Terry McMillan...Them Angelina Jolie lips...Angela Davis, Sista Souljah's wit..and there you have it, the makings of a perfect bitch....Umm what else..I make the earth smile... I'm tryin to tell you, I'm just COOL. I work so hard to live like this.
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NAME:TOY
PREFERENCE:Ur friend
AGE: Depends
SIGN: Cancer
SCHOOL: SPELMAN/YALE yea i know a lil somethin
LOCATION: NEW JERU
CURRENTLY BUMPIN
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HOLLERRRRR :)
Music:
Obviously a big JOE BUDDEN fan. At this point if you're not a fan then its your loss. I mean come on really.
~I'm a hip hopsta.~Banks, Fab, TI, Jada,
AND THE G.O.A.T. :
I'm a HUGE fan of 'true' hip hop...though I think today's society has a problem identifying what that is. I love music of all kinds though (except opera or some ish)...and anyone who puts their love into what they do AND has the talent to prove it.
Movies:
Misery, Office Space, Thin Line Between Love and Hate, Mean Girls, Belly, Ocean's Eleven, Goodfellas, Grease, Napolean Dynomite
Television:
who has time for that nowadays
Books:
I'm much like a book you know. First you look at whats on the outside. You check out the front and back. Then you try to read me, hoping you can figure out what i'm about with just a few words...then you open me up to find something totally different inside....
Sike I'm playin, I made that shit up just now lol.
Heroes:
MY MUMMA!!!
and i got a brand new niece...THE MOST BEAUTIFULEST THING IN THIS WORLD...
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