I once won a game of Connect 4 in 3 moves;
When Google can't find something, it asks me for help;
If I misspell a word, your dictionary is wrong;
I shop at Costco...without a membership;
I can sneeze with my eyes open;
I can leave a message before the beep;
Scissors are scared to run with me;
I once beat the Mona Lisa in a staring contest;
I know Victoria's Secret;
I can judge a book by its cover;
People with amnesia still remember me;
I tell Bob Barker when the price is right;
I can start a fire using only water;
In an emergency I can be used as a floating device;
I AM what Willis was talking about;
I counted to infinity-twice;
I can lead a horse to water AND make it drink;
I let the dogs out;
I don't wear a watch, I decide what time it is;
I CAN believe its not butter;
I ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one...
yes this is all true.
