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About Me






my name is mama a and i'm a big fat chick who owns a brothel known as madame amy's cut-price whores for the gentleman on a budget. it sits atop my world famous pub, the shaggable leprechaun, located on a bustling street in downtown dublin.

truthfully, i'm just a frequently bored final year nursing student who by definition squanders too much of her money away on beer.

i sing in a band called Laurie's Apostrophe. check us out at http://www.myspace.com/laurie'sapostrophe. ok, that was lies again, i really can't sing for shit and i'm not in any band, but if i was, it would be called Laurie's Apostrophe because i think that's a fucking cool name.

mad Cats fan since 1987

go on, leave the old girl a comment!

My Interests

[ love ]
laurie, jac, relly, numberbuddy, jo, elanna, devin, trav, brooke and eric ... they are my heroes! Harry and Ron, yellow things, shopping, music, reading, milo, vegemite, dancing, singing, laughing, learning, swimming, cycling, body boarding, surfing, vegetables, food, dancing like a slut, money, amaretto and coke, cheese, stella artois, going to shows and festivals, lollies and cheese singles.

[ hate ]
clowns and sockpuppets!! people that let you down, stress, studying, speeding fines, essays, getting up too early, sleep deprivation, when people say things that suck are "gay", abstinence, phobes, prejudice, hangovers, running out of vegemite and milo, ignorance, superiority and people who think they have it, not being very tall

I'd like to meet:

jesus

Music:



song of the week (updated approximately once per month):

. aaron carter
. alanis morisette
. america
. apocalyptica
. the ataris
. augie march
. the avalanches
. avril lavigne
. badly drawn boy
. the band
. beck
. ben folds (five)
. ben harper
. ben lee
. betty
. billy joel
. black sabbath
. blink 182
. bloc party
. blondie
. blur
. bob dylan
. bob sinclair
. bodyjar
. box car racer
. BRAND NEW
. bright eyes
. butthole surfers
. cake
. captain pinstripe
. the cardigans
. the cat empire
. CAT STEVENS
. chemical brothers
. coheed + cambria
. coolio
. the corrs
. the cranberries
. creedence clearwater revival
. crowded house
. css
. the cure
. daddy cool
. dandy warhols
. david bridie
. delerium
. des'ree
. DESAPARECIDOS
. diana ah naid
. the doors
. elton john
. eminem
. ENVY PARADE
. eskimo joe
. everclear
. everlast
. evermore
. everything but the girl
. fatboy slim
. finch
. foo fighters
. the fray
. garbage
. george
. george kaplan + the editors
. gerling
. goo goo dolls
. gorillaz
. the grates
. grinspoon
. gwen stefani
. gyroscope
. hanson
. in the grey
. inxs
. jackson five
. james blunt
. janis joplin
. jeff buckley
. jerry + the manmade sharks
. jimmy eat world
. joan armatrading
. john butler trio
. the juliana theory
. justin timberlake
. kanye west
. the kinks
. kisschasy
. laurie's apostrophe
. led zeppelin
. lily allen
. the living end
. madonna
. THE MAGIC NUMBERS
. manic street preachers
. marilyn manson
. mary j blige
. massive attack
. meat loaf
. mel c
. metallica
. midnight oil
. miles davis
. missy higgins
. moby
. neil young
. nick cave
. nine inch nails
. nirvana
. no doubt
. OUR LADY PEACE
. p!nk
. panic! at the disco
. PAUL DEMPSEY
. paul mccartney
. pearl jam
. pink floyd
. placebo
. planet funk
. powderfinger
. queens of the stoneage
. rem
. radiohead
. reef
. regurgitator
. the rolling stones
. scared of horses
. scissor sisters
. sean keane
. silverchair
. sinead o'connor
. skipping girl vinegar
. SOMETHING FOR KATE
. sonic animation
. spiderbait
. the streets
. the sugarhill gang
. sunk loto
. sunny day real estate
. the superjesus
. taking back sunday
. tegan + sara
. tenacious d
. they might be giants
. THURSDAY
. tom petty
. town hall steps
. tracy chapman
. transparanoia
. traveling wilburys
. U2
. the used
. van morrison
. the vasco era
. vast
. the verve
. village people
. violent femmes
. THE WAIFS
. the white stripes
. the whitlams
. wolfmother
. xavier rudd
. yann tiersen
. yeah yeah yeahs
. yellowcard
. you am i
. young + restless

Movies:

. bridget jones' diary
. brokedown palace
. empire records
. ferris beuller's day off
. garden state
. reality bites
. sister act
. speed
. v for vendetta
. welcome to sarajevo

Television:

. all saints
. the biggest loser
. black books
. the chaser's war
. degrassi
. little britain
. the l word
. neighbours
. scrubs..!!
. thank god you're here

Books:

. adventures of huck' fin
. angels + demons
. april fool's day
. asmir in vienna
. bridge to terabithia
. the color purple
. the da vinci code
. the devil wears prada
. escape from sarajevo
. famous fives
. the female eunuch
. harry potter
. henry's daughter
. the jolly postman
. the last noel
. looking for alibrandi
. the madwoman's undies
. the magic faraway tree
. mirage
. molvania
. my place
. nadia's song
. night
. no gun for asmir
. not without my daughter
. the outsiders
. phaic tan
. the power of one
. red is best
. saving francesca
. the second sex
. the shark net
. shopaholic series
. tandia
. this human season
. the thorn birds
. to kill a mocking bird
. triage
. the very hungry caterpillar
. we of the never never

Heroes:

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. laurie
. jac
. relly
. numberbuddy
. jo
. elanna
. devin
. trav
. brooke
. eric
. paul dempsey
. bono