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May I Introduce You To Hugh Hefner of Heavy Metal?

About Me

I run Caustic Truths and CausticTruths.com. It is a nationally distributed magazine that features heavy music, video games, movies, and whatever falls into our readers' interests. Insert humour here. I want to be wealthier than Bill Gates, I hope one day to take over a large movie company so that I can film about my everlasting ego that is too big for doorways at Fort Knox. I am also wanting T&A for my titles to make me hotter than Maxim. I will treat all with respect, dignity, and above all humor that they cannot resist. I am too sexy for my own good that I am in constant party mode 24/7. Good bye and have a nice day.
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My Interests

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I'd like to meet:

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Richard Branson: The dude is cool, British (like me), party animal (like me), lots of $ (workiing on it), old (not me), chick magnet (like me), nice guy (like me), and so and so on!!

Music:

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Heroes:

old men like hugh hefner who has a girlfriend for each day of the week. no viagara needed here

My Blog

new updates!!!

hey there. new updates including the new and FINAL snaggletooth. preorder your copy soon.
Posted by caustictruthscomm on Sat, 15 Apr 2006 08:46:00 PST

myspace is growing/making life easier

yeah my space is gowring, i alway like adding to new friends and will focus more on everyone's messages. sorry for the delays. i am slso making life easier by merging everything into one website at ca...
Posted by caustictruthscomm on Sat, 21 Jan 2006 07:05:00 PST

accounting sux!!!

another blog after two seconds, from the previous one. this one is boring since i got a face a corp tax return for 2005. B-o-r-i-n-g!! the drawbacks of running your own biz.anyhow have a nice day. i w...
Posted by caustictruthscomm on Sun, 15 Jan 2006 10:25:00 PST

many news

it feels wierd to be back on myspace. msn spaces did not cut it for me;. anyhow, we got a cool contest with matador for an early man deck and canada's priestless. visit causticboard.,com for more deta...
Posted by caustictruthscomm on Fri, 13 Jan 2006 07:10:00 PST