Shed update |
19th March 2007 -
On that date I mentioned my shed. I would just like to point out that I did indeed, during the summer months, repair the shed. Despite the wind's best efforts of hufing and puffing ...
Posted by Earwig Van Beetroot on Mon, 24 Dec 2007 09:42:00 PST |
Blah for the sake of Blah |
As a natural born worrier it is a minor but not insignificant victory when one manages to avoid the ever lurking paranoia pitfall. One makes a silly comment here and one makes what one considers...
Posted by Earwig Van Beetroot on Mon, 24 Dec 2007 09:26:00 PST |
The Worm |
Call Van Helsing for tomorrow I turn and once turned you can never turn back. Like the main character in my own still-to-be-written rock opera 'Curse of the Swearwolf', I am to come face to face with ...
Posted by Earwig Van Beetroot on Wed, 19 Dec 2007 08:19:00 PST |
Merry Creepycrawlymas |
Down in the corner of the garden is a magical kingdom ...
It is winter in the land of Whingebasket. All the trees are crispy and white and the grass of the great common goes "crunch" when you stand on...
Posted by Earwig Van Beetroot on Tue, 18 Dec 2007 03:06:00 PST |
CRAP |
The English language of today has developed over centuries with many arcane terms resurfacing and finding new relevance in a modern parlance. The trouble with this is that it was all done withou...
Posted by Earwig Van Beetroot on Tue, 27 Nov 2007 02:50:00 PST |
I can be a Window - Lyrics |
Where will you be in the morning when the sun comes upStill in the darkHurts your eyesWant to sleepThere's nothing to see hereHang up pictures in your world of wallsMake it nice insideStare in the mir...
Posted by Earwig Van Beetroot on Mon, 12 Nov 2007 07:52:00 PST |
Old with the out |
In a bid to make a clean break from the past and start afresh on a new life path, with a positive and balanced outlook I went to the pharmacy to buy a home kit. Apparently they do not sell brain remov...
Posted by Earwig Van Beetroot on Sat, 10 Nov 2007 10:29:00 PST |
Random |
Somewhere, probably far away, in a reverse-polarity parallel universe Kirk sets his phazer to "nuts". It is only by the good grace of the galactic heavens that he is yet to come across anything nasty ...
Posted by Earwig Van Beetroot on Thu, 08 Nov 2007 03:24:00 PST |
Set to music ... |
I am a writer of little notes - ideas, things to do, instructions to myself incase I forget things like how to tie my shoelaces. Sometimes these little notes fall into a timewarp and reappear at some ...
Posted by Earwig Van Beetroot on Mon, 05 Nov 2007 09:34:00 PST |
Marion |
So there I was today, fending off hailstones with an old tennis racket, and it suddenly dawned on me (for about the eight hundredth time) that I should be using that mini-disc player thing I got years...
Posted by Earwig Van Beetroot on Tue, 20 Mar 2007 04:24:00 PST |
