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About Me

So I shared a house with a coupla girls & a coupla guys, back in the day. I kinda become an Internet phenomenon. But I'm looking for people to take me seriously as an artist. I'm also looking to meet randy toms in the Blackpool area for bum-fun and long walks on the beach. (No time-wasters please, this pussy needs love.)

My Interests

Licking the inside of plastic carrier bags. I will never reveal why! The taste of human flesh (mmmm, scrumptious!) and Kobe beef. And balls of wool and string and stuff. Probably.

I'd like to meet:

Randy toms, and Bondy.

Music:

Anything really. Hard trance and Enya are particular faves tho.

Movies:

Anything with Rick Moranis, Robert Downey Jnr or Chuck Norris in has gotta be good.

Television:

Casualty. Celebrity Wife Swap, Patrick Moore's The Sky At Night, Felix cat food adverts (GO Felix!!!) The cat off Sabrina the Teenage Witch is my ultimate role model. Dare I say I have now usurped him in coolness.

Books:

Catch 22, Mein Kampf, Bridget Jones' Diary

Heroes:

Bondy and Archie (twice the cat Gripper ever was, God rest his poor soul). Magnum PI.

My Blog

Greetings from Asbury Park, NJ

Dear human weaklings,There has been a lot of change and upheaval in my pretty ickle cat life of late. Due to unforseen events I have left Bondy and the others behind at Chez Filth, and moved on to pas...
Posted by Ophelia on Sun, 15 Oct 2006 03:13:00 PST

Hooray! I too have a weblog!

Hello! I, Ophelia Charles, am, in my own little way, making history here and now on this page. Gather round to witness this moment; never before has a cat spoken in this fashion over the net to a...
Posted by Ophelia on Fri, 13 Jan 2006 05:50:00 PST