The News...I'm quite the political panda.....My favourite Newspaper Headlines......Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says/.......Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers/.......Farmer Bill Dies in House/.......Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus?/........Prostitutes Appeal to Pope/.........British Left Waffles on Falkland Islands/.........Eye Drops off Shelf/......(how funny).......Teacher Strikes Idle Kids/.......Enraged Cow Injures Farmer with Ax/.........Miners Refuse to Work after Death/...ha!.......My lumps, my lumps, my lovely lady lumps/..........Stolen Painting Found by Tree/....!!!.......Two Soviet Ships Collide, One Dies/.........Killer Sentenced to Die for Second Time in 10 Years/........Never Withhold Herpes Infection from Loved One/.........War Dims Hope for Peace/..........If Strike isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last a While/..........Deer Kill 17,000/.......Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead/.........New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group/........Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft/........Kids Make Nutritious Snacks/........New Vaccine May Contain Rabies/...........Deaf College Opens Doors to Hearing/.........Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors/.........Sex Education Delayed, Teachers Request Training/..........Include your Children When Baking Cookies/
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I dont like music (infact i hate it) unless im singing it in my specially designed shower which i have to be airlifted into once a month. I have a terrific aroma and find it puts most people off singing and food (which i hastily gobble up). I quite like Meatloaf (if i had to pick) but for the name only.
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'The world is like a ride at an amusement park. And when you choose to go on it, you think it's real because that's how powerful our minds are. And the ride goes up and down and round and round. It has thrills and chills and it's very brightly coloured and it's very loud and it's fun, for a while. Some people have been on the ride for a long time, and they begin to question: Is this real, or is this just a ride? And other people have remembered, and they come back to us, they say, "Hey – don't worry, don't be afraid ever, because this is just a ride." And we … kill those people. "Shut him up. We have a lot invested in this ride. Shut him up. Look at my furrows of worry. Look at my big bank account and my family. This just has to be real." It's just a ride. But we always kill those good guys who try and tell us that, you ever notice that? And let the demons run amok. But it doesn't matter, because – it's just a ride. And we can change it anytime we want. It's only a choice. No effort, no work, no job, no savings and money. A choice, right now, between fear and love. The eyes of fear want you to put bigger locks on your doors, buy guns, close yourself off. The eyes of love instead see all of us as one. Here's what we can do to change the world, right now, to a better ride. Take all that money we spend on weapons and defenses each year and instead spend it feeding and clothing and educating the poor of the world, which it would pay for many times over, not one human being excluded, and we could explore space, together, both inner and outer, forever, in peace.'Bill Hicks RIP