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Cassie licks tables

boob feeling allowed, but skirt lifting that is a bit much!

About Me

I'm not a natural beauty, i'm just natural - despite my best efforts...

I like music and writing. That's why as often as possible i combine the two. One day, maybe, just maybe, i might get paid for it too. real editor best profile tools real editor best profile tools

How I made my profile:
I used Dave & Jay's amazing myspace profile editor .

My Interests

This section's a bit mundane - does anyone actually give a shit ? No, myspace is for random photos and inane chit-chat. Who cares whether i watch neighbours or not?

I'd like to meet:

Nice people with good hair. If you meet this criteria then, fine, add me. If i don't actually know you and you genuinely want to be my friend as opposed to a sad friend collector, send a message. If you're a band please don't get arsey if i don't accept and keep sending annoying messages asking why. If i don't accept your band it's for a good reason - wasn't that impressed mate. This is pretty much a personal page now, so can all bands unless i know you personally go to myspace.com/thismeansnothingclub instead please? Thanks.

ps. songs from my childhood - i was raised on country!!

Music:

Anything if it ain't shit. Patsy Cline, The Fugees, The Cribs and everything in between.
But when you have a quiet moment listen to KEVIN TUFFY; he makes songs to be listened to and not, just simply heard. Oh, and I love a bit of ol' bluegrass!!

Movies:

Now this i do have an opinion on! magnolia, almost famous, i heart huckabees, any marx brothers film, the big lebowski, braindead, public enemy, room for romeo brass, 24 hr party people, shaun of the dead to name a few

Television:

Any kind of daytime telly. GOD BLESS FERN AND PHIL!! Got nuff respect for dick van dyke, jessica fletcher and adrian monk - without who murderers would run amok!!

Books:

Last read - White Teeth by Zadie Smith which is a truly stunning book...don't know what to read now. Help?

Heroes:

Beth Ditto Molly Ringwald (taught me how to dance!) Patsy Cline (shaped my unbalanced view of relationships and a woman's role within them - god bless her!) Bessie Smith

My Blog

Me and Music in 2007

In 2007, I have a number of favourite things music-wise.  I would like to share... Hands down favourite gig of the year: Untitled Musical Project @ The Camden Crawl Most spellbinding gig of the...
Posted by Cassie licks tables on Sun, 06 Jan 2008 01:21:00 PST

Names can be fun...

Of late, I've been bumping into so many people with AMAZING surnames that I feel the need to catalogue them.  Feel free to add to the list...MR GASH,MISS GROWCOCK, MR BIGGERSTUFFand my personal f...
Posted by Cassie licks tables on Wed, 28 Nov 2007 01:51:00 PST

My Little Sister...

is amazing.  Only she can come out with phrases like: "You smell like you died under a horse!" At six years old, Connie, I salute you....
Posted by Cassie licks tables on Mon, 10 Sep 2007 01:51:00 PST

Just for Jacqueline; an archive of work

Jacqueline has requested that I blog some of my writing, so here's a selected archive of my work, drawing from Media Assassin, NME and Salvo.  Read on if you're bothered and enjoy!   Media ...
Posted by Cassie licks tables on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 03:19:00 PST

Point Proven

"Perhaps the most famous pair of conjoined twins were Chang and Eng Bunker (18111874), Chinese brothers born in Siam, now Thailand. They traveled with P.T. Barnum's circus for many years and were bil...
Posted by Cassie licks tables on Wed, 11 Oct 2006 07:28:00 PST

Embrace your inner dickhead and you'll always have fun

I am a self confessed nob. I know it and have come to terms with the fact. I do things to amuse myself even if it makes me look like a fool and don't really care who sees either. I like to dance...
Posted by Cassie licks tables on Sun, 08 Oct 2006 06:23:00 PST

I'm one of "Those kind of people"...apparently

Considering the fact that i think of myself as fashionably ambitious as a librarian (no offence to any librarians), i find it incredibly strange that anybody would comment on my everyday attire. The a...
Posted by Cassie licks tables on Sun, 17 Sep 2006 12:05:00 PST

Stressed? Moi?

I never ever get stressed. Is that wrong? I've got a 2000 word essay due in less than two days, at wolverhampton and i'm currently procastonating at a computer in sheffield, having not even done the r...
Posted by Cassie licks tables on Sun, 26 Mar 2006 02:23:00 PST