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i am awesome
(not really)
ok. maybe i am. just a little bit.i high five more than is strictly necessary - so dont leave me hanging. its the best way to demonstrate youre agreement or enthusiasm for something. nothing says "hell yea" more, than a hearty high five.
im probably more sarcastic than i need to be. i would say i cared, but that, i believe would be lying and no one likes a liar.
i wear my heart on my sleeve
i am happier now than i have ever been
i am very excitable, in much the same way as a puppy.
at times i find it particularly hard to contain this excitement and tend to either clap or squeal as a way of venting this excitement - as a result i come across as a bit simple.
with this comes enthusiasm. i can get a bit too over enthusiastic about things,but i like it. it makes me happy to get excited about things, no matter how silly.
i drink alot of tea
i also drink alot of vodka, sometimes (ok, all the time)too much.
the "what would you do if..." game provides me with hours of entertainment"
i bruise like a peach
i can talk. ALOT
the fun doesnt stop until the music goes off and the lights come on
i like otters and monkeys and am currently plotting exactly how i can steal one and get away with it
catching the first bus home after a night out is the best thing ever.
my aim for the next year is to have had road trips to every town in the uk with an amusing name, just so i can have pictures taken next to the town signs. tonypandy and snodland are first up
dont like something. change it, no ones going to do it for you and moaning about it, gets you nowhere
i laugh at my own jokes - someones got to right?
i have very little patience for most things.
i hate game playing. be upfront and honest at all times please, its the way forward and makes everyone much happier
im really not as stupid as i come accross...i wish people would realise this
drunk or sober,im exceptionally clumsy.i trip, slip and fall alot.
as a result of this i wake up with ALOT of alcohol induced injuries. so much so, i dont feel like its been a proper night out unless i have at least one bruise
i need to be in control or at least, feel like i have an equal footing.
i fidget
i sleep diagonally and wrap myself in duvets
debbie is quite possibly my favourite person ever. seriously. we drink far too much and stay out far too late. we are guarenteed to have excellent nights out together, its like the law or something
we are "those drunk girls"
together, we are indestructable - add in aftershock however....then not so much.
fake memorying people is the best. and by people, i mean debbie.
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no second chances. hurt me once, shame on you. hurt me twice, shame on me.
a wise girl kisses, but doesnt love. listens but doesnt believe, and leaves before she is left
the sound of rain falling on my window when im lying in bed is one of my favourite sounds
my memory is absolutely dreadful. but this doesnt mean im stupid. im just a bit special
i need cuddles
i LOVE sneezing
im actually a bit of a goofy twat. i dont see the point in prentending otherwise.
my family mean the world to me. no one will ever match how much i love them. not no one. not ever.
i use insults as terms of endearment. if i call you a dickhead,nob,a goofy twat etc, it means i like you. feel proud, not insulted.
drunk dancing with my favourite is the best thing to do. ever. no contest.
donkeypunches and handshakes will always make me laugh.
i LOVE getting texts. O2 love me. i will ALWAYS text back, even if i dont have anything interesting or worthwhile to say
i live for the weekends
i am far too impulsive for my own good. i tend not to think things through enough. im very much of the do now, worry later school of thought. but y'know what...i like it that way, you leave yourself open to far more opportunities that way.
pretty much every night will end with a random funny story involving something slightly humiliating happening to either myself or my sister. normally my sister. i love that
i love to laugh
i work at barfly. its fun. i boss bands around and work the bar. its stressful, but most of the time it doesnt feel like work. plus i get to work with some absolute legends and they pay me to watch bands...how can you not like that?
i want an awesome boy who can talk as much crap as i do, use sarcasm as much as i do,drink as much as i do, dance as much as i do, love adventures as much as i do,sing as much as i do,love my family as much as i do, love my puss cats as much as i do, do silly things as much as i do...and who wont just grin and nod when im getting excited about stupid things, i want him to be excited too.
i find it hard to trust people. but once you have my trust, thats it. treat it wisely, once its been broken theres no going back. no second chances. not now. not ever.
mine's a vodkacoke and a sambuca please
aftershock gets me in a mess. if you see me drinking it, take it away, im not allowed it anymore.
i care about things far more than i will ever let on.
i bite my lip when im nervous or unsure about something
i'll always try and see the best in every situation. nothing is ever that bad. seriously.
i dribble in my sleep - yes i am THAT fit.
people take advantage of the fact im pretty laid back about most things. i dont like it.
i get easily convinced into doing things i really know i shouldnt, this gets me into trouble occassionally
my heart is more fragile than i care to admit, it's never been broken, but the cracks are getting deeper with every drop. please treat it wisely.
but most importantly i live each day like its my last. if i want something i'll go get it. taking risks, makes life worth living and im not going to risk only having lived half a life, ever again.
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