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Eryn Smith

emilyvampslut

About Me

OMFGZZZZ ITS EMILY!

I am probably the most boring girl in Britain. I wake up, go to work, go to sainsburys,come home,eat my dinner,watch the one show and go to bed. I don't like drinking anymore. I prefer to read the paper and drink green tea. I have an extensive cardigan collection and still have my pokemon cards.I'm so conservative it hurts; a born tory. My obsession with tennis is unnerving and yes i do watch wimbledon every night when its on. I have asperations of being a farmer's wife and having my own cow and tractor.

i'm terrified of growing old.its a serious deep dark fear of mine. i'm also scared of dry hands. their disgusting. HAND CREAM GUYS. Angela Lansbury is my hero. the woman is god incarnate. I dress like i'm 12 or 164 at weekends and have an unhealthy obsession with Terry Wogan. I will go to university at some stage in my life. Stop pestering me! My boyfriend thinks he's the 5th member of mcfly! Its a shame! I can never get my words out. It all comes out as a jumbled mess of shrieks, giggles and garbage. I can never sit still. I'm a born fidgeter and i'm always looking in a mirror. I'm very vain. I have a catalogue of poses i have perfected. I might publish it one day. One day i might do alot of things.

My Interests

tea...ginger nut biscuits...dairy milk chocloate...chicken...the internet...radio 2...lazy sundays...liam montgomery...

I'd like to meet:

neil buchanen, pat sharp, lionel richie, bonnie tyler, jordan pundik, timmy mallet, rolf harris and conor oberst all at the same time in the nokia green room.

McFly One For The Radio

Music:

the matches...hit the lights...jason mraz...bedlight for blue eyes...

Movies:

hih school musical...the cheetah girls...the hannah montana movie...bratz...the page master...pokemon the movie...the goonies.

Television:

big brother...loose women...richard and judy...this morning...the friday/sunday night project...q.i...shipwrecked

Heroes:


"the guy who put's the fun in fun house... PAT SHARP"