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Moron Labs

We Make Ridiculous Shit.â„¢

About Me

I am a microlabel/media collective with locations in Austin, Georgetown, San Antonio, and Nowhere, TX; New Orleans, LA; Chicago, IL; Rotterdam and Tel Aviv. I am built like a brick shithouse. I'll fuck you up like in a car crash. I mean, I'll fuck you up like in a g-ddamned accident!

My Interests

music, film, noise, poop, sound, vomit, bitches, waves, dicks, titties

I'd like to meet:

Bands that rock, labels that rock, people that rock, rocks that....well, you get the idea.

Music:

Headloc, Tuxedo Killers, Numbers on the Mast, The Clearing Stages, We Are Debris, FHCOM, Nfluents, Texas Chainsaw Conspiracy, Professor B, Umpteen Acts, Video Screams, Accordion Music for Donkeys, j0hn br0wn, Maddo Paddo, Human Milk is for Human Babies, Wheelchair, Best Fwends, The Noetic, Class Cannon, 3x13, Faxi Nadu, Elmooht, Black Mizi Pro Duck Sun, Syntax the Nerd, Phylum Sinter, Alienaqtor, Stumblefather, 1h, Oxygenfad, Stickman Shauno, Still Kinetic, Vesica Piscis, Twin Powers, Animals of the Bible, Austin Noise Quartet, Baptist Generals, Black Sun Ensemble, Buddy System, Concentric, Crumbly, Davis Redford Triad, Dillitex, DXM, Spinechrist, Fatal Flying Guilloteens, Gabe Has Issues, Japanther, Laslow, Madam I'm Adam, Lederhosen Lucil, Octopus Project, One Umbrella, Parts & Labor, Primordial Undermind, Pterodactyls, Skullening, The Clearing Stages, The Sneeze, The Steers, Tim Hecker, Upper Respiratory Sex Infection, Mrs. Danvers, Independent Noise Party, Jerry Phillips, Dumb Haircuts

Movies:

None yet.

Television:

fuck that. tv is a mental capacitor. we do not prostrate ourselves before the god CRT.

Books:

Will: The God of Tobacco; A Dayworker's Guide to Laziness

Heroes:

www.moronlabs.com

My Blog

Why Major Music Festivals Suck

they don't, in and of themselves, but i've been reading a lot of shit posted on the internet about some of my love children and i don't like it. you know what? if you're such a goddamned good musician...
Posted by Moron Labs on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Why Drinking Sucks

most immediately, 'cause i inevitably end up sending hundreds of messages that i later regret because of how stupid i get.
Posted by Moron Labs on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Why I Suck

oh wait, i dont suck, fuck off
Posted by Moron Labs on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Why Music Sucks

when music sucks its cause of money. there can be related issues, like laziness, but the root is always money. when people aren't willing to work for nothing, they stop making art and start making mon...
Posted by Moron Labs on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST