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Dr. Mike Dust; esq.

........and he rode retardedly into the sunset.

About Me


I am a 35 year old Indian. I haven't had much experience with pale-face's spirit box, so me type'em slow like Eagle feather floating in calm breeze. In realizing my ambition for accounting, and book-keeping I concentrate alot of my ambition on crystal meth, and sizzy. I dropped out of high school before going to eleventh grade (a third time). I am the organizer of a G.E.D. Class of '92 cook-out/reunion. Also I once was incarcerated for peeing in my neighbor's bird bath (I thought I was at a urinal in T.G.I.Friday's).

My Interests

Paying bills while getting blow-jobs, and getting blow-jobs!

I'd like to meet:

I would like to meet everyone once, but only for 3 minutes......and it would have to be job interview style at a desk, and at the end of the meeting I could tell them they didn't get the job.

Music:

Beat the Meetles, Mud Slut, The White Jackson Five, Uncle Winkey's Magical Journey, Fuck Box, Liquid Ted, The Blow-job Likers, and The Dead Folks.

Movies:

Monster High, a couple of the Pink Panther flicks, and the English Patient.

Television:

Occasionally

Books:

No thanks

Heroes:

The gang from Porky's II the Next Day. I think when they shaved the dick hair and heads of the local Klansmen, it impacted society in a positive manner.

My Blog

Mike Dust Live at his Mom's House

Garage Comedian, Mike Dust takes his mom's house by storm. In the 2005 raucous teenage romp (teenagers not included) Dust explores ethnicity, sexuality, Hollywood Boulevard, and all the little diffe...
Posted by Dr. Mike Dust; esq. on Tue, 24 Jan 2006 05:01:00 PST