This Profile Is A Pipe Bomb

About Me

2% Angel, 98% Bitch.

My Interests

Driving dick home like I'm the Vice-President's chauffeur.

I'd like to meet:

Christopher Hitchens , Vaclav Havel , Ayaan Hirsi Ali , Doug Auld , strippers, lesbians and other people.

Music:

QOTSA, Shudder to Think, The Jesus Lizard, The Pixies, Frank Zappa, The Police, Thelonious Monk, Don Caballero, Shellac, Archers of Loaf, Brian Eno, Busta Rhymes, The Clash, David Bowie, Iggy Pop, Rocket From the Crypt, Drive Like Jehu, Elvis Costello, Jimi Hendrix, The Smiths, June of 44, Kool Keith, Oxes, Opeth, Public Enemy, Spoon, Bob Mould, Superchunk, A Tribe Called Quest, Talking Heads, The Dickies, XTC, DEVO, Black Sabbath, Enon, Siouxsie & the Banshees, Hot Snakes

Movies:

Anything with zombies, kung-fu, full frontal nudity, lots of cuss words, guns, and no artsy shit. I also find comedies about retarded people to be extremely funny.

Books:

Finished in 2008:
Truman by David McCullough
A Thousand Splendid Suns by Khaled Hosseini
Horse Of A Different Colour: A Tale Of Breeding Genius And Dominant Females by James D. Squires
Born Standing Up: A Comic's Life by Steve Martin
For Whom the Bell Tolls by Ernest Hemmingway
Heat: An Amateur's Adventures as Kitchen Slave, Line Cook, Pasta-Maker, and Apprentice to a Dante-Quoting Butcher in Tuscany by Bill Buford
Safe Area Gorazde: The War in Eastern Bosnia 1992-1995 by Joe Sacco
Patriotic Treason: John Brown and the Soul of America by Evan Carton

My Blog

Fun With MySpace 33

The Olsen Twins* * *It's been three hard fought years, but I'm still trendier than dog shit....
Posted by Trampas on Wed, 09 Aug 2006 01:32:00 PST

Fun With MySpace 32

Ice CubeOver the past couple of years it's become increasingly harder to have fun with MySpace: The ranking system that was the genesis of FWM has been phased out, people set their comments for approv...
Posted by Trampas on Mon, 29 May 2006 09:30:00 PST

Fun With MySpace 30

I dunno, some chick....
Posted by Trampas on Sun, 19 Feb 2006 05:08:00 PST

Fun With MySpace 29

Kelly OsbourneSo, I met Chuck Brown last night. Rob and I made absolute asses of our drunken selves. I can't remember too much, but I do remember Rob and I talking stupid shit to him and blocking ever...
Posted by Trampas on Sun, 04 Dec 2005 08:33:00 PST

Fun With MySpace 28

Night Ranger I saw Night Ranger in concert when I was 13. What I remember most is that I almost caught Jeff Watson's pick. I would grow up to hate Jeff Watson. Not because his 8 finger tapping kung ...
Posted by Trampas on Sun, 20 Nov 2005 08:53:00 PST

Fun With MySpace 27

Isabelle Turell The words "overly engorged clitoris" were linked to this image. Please only click on that link if you're at work, in a roomful of kids, or showing your grandparents how this intern...
Posted by Trampas on Sun, 13 Nov 2005 05:35:00 PST

Fun With MySpace 26

Poetry More than 20 years before MySpace was created, Rik Mayall wrote the ultimate MySpace poem (for proper effect, read in Rik's character voice from 'The Young Ones'): Rik's Teen Anguish Poem by ...
Posted by Trampas on Sun, 30 Oct 2005 05:07:00 PST

Fun With MySpace 25

Kanye West I'm not a big Kanye West fan. His beats are mediocre and his rapping is fucking horrid. Listen to "Gold Digger". When he says, "Get down girl / Go 'head get down", he says it with all the...
Posted by Trampas on Sun, 23 Oct 2005 06:40:00 PST

Fun With MySpace 24

Poetry Nothing is more cringe inducing than bad poetry, and there is plenty to be found on MySpace. Here's my contribution. It hit me later that a better title for this poem would've been, "The Lo...
Posted by Trampas on Sun, 16 Oct 2005 05:01:00 PST

Fun With MySpace 23

Holy Soldier This comment is a modified version of a bulletin I once wrote. It was one of those bulletins where you're supposed to write how you met the person who sent the bulletin to you. Every wor...
Posted by Trampas on Sun, 09 Oct 2005 08:21:00 PST