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That dude Marvin

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me


It has recently come to my attention that there may actually be people out there reading this. So in place of the standard self-description, I've opted to list several random, useless, albeit accurate facts about me.
So with that being said, here's a bunch of things you don’t need to know about Marvin, but are interesting nonetheless:
Marvin hates weather in general.
Marvin is mostly left-handed.
Marvin would deep-fry pretty much anything.
Marvin knows the words to the song in your head.
Marvin uses exact change whenever possible.
Marvin would still totally do Britney Spears.
Marvin takes his steak medium rare.
Marvin's sense of humor has been described as offensive.
If offered one million dollars, Marvin would hold out for more.
Marvin enjoys corned beef hash.
Marvin shares a birthday with Thomas Jefferson, Ricky Schroder, and Al Green.
The first thing Marvin ever cooked was scrambled eggs.
Marvin will house-sit for you, but he won’t water your plants.
Marvin invented Animal Style Fries
Marvin does not like foie gras.
Marvin says "it's me" on the phone and expects you to know who "me" is.
Marvin’s favorite triangle is isosceles.
Marvin believes that red is far superior to blue.
Marvin always uses his turn signals when changing lanes.
Marvin was cooking before cooking was cool.
Marvin has been known to refer to himself in the third person superlative from time to time.
Contrary to popular belief, Marvin is not a Mexican.
Marvin scored 1330 on his SAT.
Marvin prefers biscuits to English muffins.
Marvin’s IQ is 151.
Marvin is his father’s favorite child.
Marvin likes pulp in his orange juice.
Marvin uses cruise control when driving more than twenty miles.
Marvin is not for everyone.
Marvin appreciates the versatility of potatoes.
Marvin’s least favorite chore is vacuuming.
Marvin is dominant at putt-putt golf.
Marvin steals all of his material from professional wrestlers.
Marvin is devoid of piercings and tattoos.
Marvin sleeps on his stomach, wakes up on his back.
Marvin’s fortune cookies always predict success.
Marvin still has his appendix and tonsils.
Marvin is a fan of free stuff.
Marvin is beginning to accept text messaging as a legitimate form of communication.
Marvin has run out of gas while driving.
Marvin never irons his clothes.
Marvin is ridiculously underrated.
Marvin chooses not to waste time making his bed.
Marvin is impressed that you read all of these.
Marvin will add more factoids to this list as he thinks of them.

Here's an old beer commercial where they say my name.

My Interests

Food and things, not necessarily in that order.

I say "That's how I roll" a lot. People like to be smart and ask me how, exactly, do I roll...well here is the answer.

Simply put, I am the baddest mother of all time. I eat rocks and shit lightning bolts. One time I was walking through the forest looking for hippies to use as firewood, when a wild boar crossed my path. Big mistake. I lifted the boar into the air with my mind, turned him around, and digested him telekenetically. And I wasn't even that hungry.

I am a world champion in tae kwon do, kick boxing, sumo wrestling, tae bo, ju jitsu, pad thai, lo mein, tekken, and I hold a certificate of participation in the national spelling bee. I have virtually no weakness.

Here is a list of my favorite foods:

-WHISKEY

Sometimes when I get tired of whiskey I'll eat bread, cheese, some tomato sauce, and a handful of basil, which sounds like pizza, but it's not because I don't want to give the Italians the credit. Every now and then, I'll sit down and eat an entire plate of sausage and onions for no reason.

I usually start my day bright and early at the crack of noon. I gargle some whiskey and floss my teeth with steel wool. Then I eat a bowl of dynamite, take a massive two-flush megashit, and wipe my ass using intercepted letters to Santa Claus.

Then after breakfast, I go through my mail, using the Spear of Destiny as a letter opener. I like to stay up on not only current events, but future ones as well, so that I can ruin the endings to new Harry Potter books before they are even written.

Once, I read this news peice about a man who was executed for treason. This bothered me, because I embody everything that is, was, and ever will be American. I think treason is the worst crime of all. I'm so patriotic that when I'm interrupted during sex, I get red, white, and blue balls. So when I read about this traitor, I killed myself just so I could go to hell. I found him in hell and ripped his face off, and I use it as a loincloth to this day. Then I resurrected myself, went to lunch, and paid for my meal using exact change.

That's how I roll.

I'd like to meet:

super-chill people.

Girls who watch WWE are hot.

Here's a bunch of pictures with me in them:

Oh, see the monkey! ..
adopt your own virtual pet! ..

Music:

cool people hate my music

Movies:

yeah i like the crappy stuff

Television:

when there's something good on, I won't change the channel.

Books:

mostly magazines and cook books these days but this dude loves a good read.

Heroes:

I have so many, fictional and real life. I'm fortunate to know most of my heroes on a personal basis. I think there's a little heroism in all of us. Except Dr. Victor Von Doom. That guy's all villain.

My Blog

Probably not for kids (or most adults for that matter)

Normally before I do a blog like this involving a list, there will be some sort of intro to explain why a list like this is relevant, or at the very least, a story to recount how the idea came about.&...
Posted by That dude Marvin on Mon, 03 Mar 2008 10:48:00 PST

Was it something I said?

One of my favorite things about writing a blog is that it enables you to make a statement, but you get to edit it before anyone else gets to see it.  You get to go back a...
Posted by That dude Marvin on Sun, 17 Feb 2008 03:34:00 PST

Next

Recently a friend of mine has found him/herself at a bit of a crossroads.  Doing the friend thing, I tried my best to lend support and console without advising or preaching. At the end of the day...
Posted by That dude Marvin on Thu, 07 Feb 2008 04:08:00 PST

Random Thoughts Vol. 3.0

It would seem the last time I did this was over a year ago, so for all you newcomers this is just a post that I do to clear all of the garbage out of my head. There's no flow, no significant meaning, ...
Posted by That dude Marvin on Tue, 05 Feb 2008 03:35:00 PST

Going Home

I realize this sounds totally gay, but the majority of my friends on MySpace are from San Diego.  The whole reason I use this crazy site is to keep in touch with all of you.  In fact, I've o...
Posted by That dude Marvin on Sat, 12 Jan 2008 04:29:00 PST

2007 in Review, and The Annual Marvin Awards

1. What did you do in 2006 that you'd never done before?I went my own way. 2. Did you keep your new years' resolutions, and will you make any new ones for 2008?Yes, my only resolutions for 2007 w...
Posted by That dude Marvin on Wed, 02 Jan 2008 04:29:00 PST

Temptations, or Staying the Course

I live a few miles north of where I work.  Every day I hop on the I-15 South for a bit and take the first exit to get to the Strip.  Every day, for that brief moment of time, I think to myse...
Posted by That dude Marvin on Sun, 30 Dec 2007 03:52:00 PST

To all of my San Diego Homies (and also my new Vegas Homies)

In recent weeks I have gotten a lot of messages from friends who were in town and wanted to see me.  Each and every time, it didn't happen.  Calls get missed, work shifts run extra hours.&nb...
Posted by That dude Marvin on Fri, 16 Nov 2007 01:33:00 PST

Its not funny.

Yeah.  Apparently a lot of you didn't get that whole emo thing.It was Halloween, people.  I didn't get to go to a party so I had to show off the costume another way, and I had to be in character.The p...
Posted by That dude Marvin on Thu, 01 Nov 2007 03:45:00 PST

Fire

It's 2:30am dude I don't have time to write a formal blog.  But as most of you know, my home of San Diego is currently being engulfed in flames. Anyway, being so far away from what's happening, I...
Posted by That dude Marvin on Tue, 23 Oct 2007 02:57:00 PST