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Cortney

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships and Friends

About Me

I'm just a laid back guy that don't like to get all worked over a bunch of BS. Since I'm so laid back I'm easy to get along with, so I make friends easy but I have very few best friends. I grew up in the suburbs most of my life so I was the token black guy alot, but don't get that shit twisted I have roots in the hood so don't try to run up and think your going to be talking to Hootie. I do dress in a way that some might call "White", but thats only cause I like to go against the grain and be true to myself. I refuse to act, dress, think, etc. like a thug cause I'm black, cause most of those "TV" thugs are just a joke anyways. I like to keep things around me real peaceful and conflict free cause of that it takes alot to really piss me off, but it goes without saying don't think I'm a bitch cause I'm mellow. As for the ladies I'm pretty sure you can guess that I love all flavors of girls, but besides all of that I like girls who are cool and smart. I try not to get caught up with whats on the outside, but please at least show me you give a damn. I like a girl thats soft in all the right places...if you know what I mean. I like a girl with a good sense of humor, not only will she be able to laugh at my jokes but she can make me laugh with her jokes. So thats it, drop me a line if you want to chat sometime.
The Slow Dancer
Deliberate Gentle Love Dreamer ( DGLDm )
Steady, reliable, and cradling her tenderly. Take a deep breath, and let it out real easy...you are The Slow Dancer.
Your focus is love, not sex, and for your age, you have average experience. But you're a great, thoughtful guy, and your love life improves every year. There's also a powerful elimination process working in your favor: most Playboy types get stuck raising unwanted kids before you even begin settling down. The women left over will be hot and yours. Your ideal woman is someone intimate, intelligent, and very supportive.
While you're not exactly the life of the party, you do thrive in small groups of smart people. Your circle of friends is extra tight and it's HIGHLY likely they're just like you. You appreciate symmetry in relationships. Asses Wild
Raw score: 40% Big Breasts, 59% Big Ass, and 60% Cute!
Based on your selections, the results are clear: you show an attraction to smaller breasts , larger asses , and sexier composure than others who've taken the test.
Note that because you scored small on breasts but large on ass size, it might appear you like girls bottom heavy. That's probably not the case. What's more likely is that you notice curvy, voluptuous asses, and they turn you on. Breasts are hit or miss, though, and besides, extremely large ones are just saggy and gross, in your opinion.
My third variable, "cuteness" is a mostly objective measure of how innocent a given model looked. It's determined by a combination of a lot of factors: lack of dark eye makeup, facial expression, posture, etc. If you scored high on that variable, you are either really nice OR you're into deflowering teens. If you scored low, you are attracted to raunchier, sexier, women. In your case, your lower than average score suggests you appreciate a sluttier look. Kudos!
Recommended Celebrity: J-Lo , when she's looking extra sexy. Probably not when she's acting.
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My Interests


Create your own friendquiz hereListening to music, video games, clubbin/partying, football, pro wrestling, movies, comic books, laughing, and FEMALES
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I'd like to meet:

Jackie Chan, Ice Cube, Michale Finley, Jessica Alba, Stan Lee, Stone Cold Steve Austin, and I would love to me those Pussycat Dolls...in a broke down elevator stuck between two floors.

Music:

I like all kinds of music it just depends on my mood, but some of my favorite genres are rock, hip hop, ol' skool R&B, and some rap

Movies:

I mostly like horror, comedy, and action. I'm the type that turns off my brain and watch a movie. I love movies with bad ass cars, half naked or naked girls, shit blowing up, and catchy one lines. Triple X was like watching Gone with the wind for me.

Television:

Pro wrestling, most of the shows on Adult Swim, Tom & Jerry, Supernatural, Smallville, and Sportscenter"Cool as the other side of the pillow" - Stuart Scott

Books:

The outsiders, To kill a mocking bird, Cujo, Wolverine: Orgins, Superman: Birthright, and just comic books in general. Before you knock comic books read Tower of Bable, and see where you stand on comic books.Total Checkstand Domination by Christian Elauria its my bible for work.Culinary Badass: Not Just a Catch Phrase by Marvin Elauria its been helping me seduce girls...Thanks Marv.

Heroes:

My mom cause she raised two boys by herself, if that doesn't make her hero worthy then being a hero is overrated.

My Blog

I'm a fuckin genius!!!

One day at work while I was bored out of my mind I came up with a way to rate females, instead of just giving her a 5 or 8 I came up with a system to see what she adds up to. Its flawless and eas...
Posted by Cortney on Fri, 04 Aug 2006 04:01:00 PST

You know what I want?

I got the idea for this from a friend I work with, don't sue me for copyright or anything like that.   I want a girl. I want a girl I can call my own. I want a girl that won't care how much money...
Posted by Cortney on Tue, 31 Jan 2006 11:42:00 PST

My first blog

Well this is my first blog and I thought it was right to start it now cause I just moved to California.  So far its alright, most of the guys here seem to walk around like they are real hard asse...
Posted by Cortney on Sun, 27 Nov 2005 05:36:00 PST