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Formerly "The Older Brother Figure" in the late '90's boy band sensation, *TYNNS, I am now just a regular guy. I make a living now as one of the most defiant grocers in all of grocery history. Its not as exciting as being a pop-icon and I spend a lot of time getting complained at, but the paparazzi leaves me alone. I'm not even that defiant most of the time. I am actually pretty nice in the checkstand or at the front desk. Weird. I used to run all the time, but a devastating injury I sustained while playing in a hockey tournament now keeps me from it more than I'd like. I still enjoy outdoor activities like rock climbing, paintball, and eating sandwiches while walking briskly. I've seen way too many movies and it has made me crazy in a sense that I can have entire conversations using only quotes from those movies. Really. Be amazed or disgusted. I think its part of being a guy. I laugh a lot. I laugh at things that are funny and even at some stuff that some people might argue are not funny. I like to laugh at the wacky and hilarious antics of the gang at homestarrunner.com, and the Dudes at TheLonelyIsland.com. and you'll often catch me snickering at other people's misfortune. When I say misfortune, I mean anything from a bird crapping on someone's head to a person eating crap on the asphalt trying to land some trick on their skateboard. People say I'm a little insensitive.....sorry. Its just the way I am. I laugh a lot at my own misfortunes too if it makes you feel any better. To call me an ass hole really doesn't say enough. I've been a medalist in every ass hole olympics since 1996. Still want to be friends with me? Hey, at least I'm honest about it and letting you know up front instead of having you find out the hard way somewhere down the road. I'm not making you be my friend. You can make your own choices. I love hockey. Ice, roller, whatever. When I am not playing it, I am watching it. On TV, at the Staples center, or at the Sportsplex. I am first and foremost an LA Kings fan, but I can watch just about any team as long as the hockey is good. I love to watch Kariya make goalies look foolish, but its also fun to see Ray Regno put one past Ramos or Miles put another one past Mudao. I'm also trying to get Wedge to let me into Rogue Squadron, because I am an ace X-Wing fighter pilot. When I am not doing any of that stuff, you can probably find me in Clairemont at one of those fish stores trying to find the new champion for my aquariums or just buying supplies to keep them looking like champions. Above all of that, I love to spend time with the love of my life, Connie, The Ausker Dogg, Leelo, and The Creatures: Sasha, Spooky, Chloe, Newton, and Ashy Larry. Yes, I copy/pasted my Friendster profile for Myspace. Apparently I'm lazy too. Friendster is cooler than Myspace. Also, robots.