glenn theory and the portland all-stars

About Me

I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4here's a kool chuck norris fact:Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.now about GLENN THEORY AND THE PORTLAND ALL-STARS: this is not a band....it is a punk rock n roll robot machine sent from planet unrealistic in the impossable galaxy to conquer the earth and bring the music back to the people. led by the King of the World himself, mr. Glenn j. Theory(lead vocals,guitar,laughing),with his simple power chords he stole from green day and his distinct vocalizations that mesmerize the mind and allow one to dare to dream of a better place than this toilet we call planet earth.he writes from a place most are afraid to venture and brings forth true stories that could drown great warrors in sorrow and heartache.accompanying him are 2 of the smoothest sons of bitches on this earth. on bass-former frontman of Idiots For Hire, none other than mr.Brian Onymous! and on the drum kits former Every 40 Seconds drummeister, the incomperable -Sir Ian Micheal York!Together, they've got the moves that really move 'em and they run chills up and down your spine. they aim to be the greatest band of punk rock n roll mystery and to rock you socks all the way off. so if this punk rock n roll robot machine comes to your town and you're looking for nothin' but a good time, pop the top on a pbr tall boy, grab the cutest girl or guy close to you and get ready to bop til you drop i want to suck your blood

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Member Since: 1/6/2006
Band Website: itookabathwithyourmom.com
Band Members: 2007-glenn theory-vox/guitar, brian onymous-bass/vox, sir ian micheal york-drums 2006-2007GLENN THEORY-lead vocals,guitar "the imfamous" BARRY WACKSMAN-guitar,vocals PRINCE BJORN WHIPPLE- bass,vocals TERRANCE CLARKE-drums
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"bad luck summer" - track listing

1.intro/ doin' well 2.black cherry 3.seventeen 4.i want to suck your blood 5.drunk again 6.14th avenue 7.hard to sleep 8.i'll just have to wait 9.through the eyes of emily 10. the scoundrel bonus: beh...
Posted by glenn theory and the portland all-stars on Mon, 24 Sep 2007 05:57:00 PST

NEW RECORD AND MORE -UPDATE

SO WE HAVE AN 11 SONG cd coming out very soon. It will be titled,"Bad Luck Summer" and it features black cherry,i want to suck your blood,14th ave, the scoundral and more. also. right now the band is:...
Posted by glenn theory and the portland all-stars on Sat, 08 Sep 2007 11:36:00 PST

BAD LUCK SUMMER

WHAT SHITTY FUCKING LUCK..... ANOTHER SHOW CANCELLED... AND ITS POSSIBLE THAT WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO POSTPONED THE CANADIAN TOUR AS WELL. AND WE STILL HAVEN'T GOT THE NEW CD YET. BUT NEVER FEAR WE'RE STI...
Posted by glenn theory and the portland all-stars on Sun, 29 Jul 2007 01:42:00 PST

whats new?

so here are a few things we are considering : adding a 4th member.(brian would switch to guitar....new guy would go to bass) recording new songs with new members in fall-for ep. tour down the east coa...
Posted by glenn theory and the portland all-stars on Thu, 28 Jun 2007 02:05:00 PST

more trouble in paradise......

hey, so we recorded this record with adam from the leftovers producing/recording and then 2 of us moved to new cities....now our drummer is having all kinds of personal isssues and he's gonna need so...
Posted by glenn theory and the portland all-stars on Tue, 26 Jun 2007 06:39:00 PST

VIDEOS!!!!

so we have 4 videos up .to watch them go click videos beside the pics button watch them and feel the awesomness. wooooooooooo! oh yeah, the records been recorded. we just have to wait til its mixed an...
Posted by glenn theory and the portland all-stars on Mon, 30 Apr 2007 06:56:00 PST

THE NEW RECORD!

here's what we recorded: 'black cherry', 'i want to suck your blood', 14th avenue', 'doin' well', 'gendron got high here', the scoundrel', '17', 'drunk again', 'through the eyes of emily', 'hard to sl...
Posted by glenn theory and the portland all-stars on Mon, 09 Apr 2007 05:59:00 PST

this way to the new demos.....

ok so we start recording in a week and half....but til then i got some acoustic versions of a couple songs up on my solo page"the real glenn theory" go here to hear the songs http://ww...
Posted by glenn theory and the portland all-stars on Thu, 29 Mar 2007 07:31:00 PST

recording starts april 8th!!!!!

yes , its true. we finally have a start date of april 8th for recording the album!!!! you guys and girls are gonna love this ...we will have some demos up as soon as we can.keep checkin in and we'll k...
Posted by glenn theory and the portland all-stars on Fri, 23 Mar 2007 01:59:00 PST

updates.

hey yall. new line up is set. and we'll be doing the album in april. can't wait! and we'll have some new demos up asap. we're also trying to get a string of shows together from april-august. anyone th...
Posted by glenn theory and the portland all-stars on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 02:46:00 PST