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lisa

Boys are to Be Seen and Not Herd

About Me

I'm half Sweedish, part German and Irish, so yeah I'm tall. 5'll" and a thick girl... i work part time...currently looking for a shugga daddy... if you make 50 and above feel free to drop me aline... I don't like malls... i don't like talking Politics... hate wrestling (wwe) but if you want to wrestle i might be down... took a kickboxing class ...so i can kick ass properly now....i like giving drunk hair cut's they're fun... i tried fishing ... got the hook caught on my sweater ... i knew that wasn't for me.... i do like hair and makeup... i'm not a snob...i don't have a lot of friends....and i'm not popular... i'm pretty much boring...i love mullets...i'm rockin one as you read.... i do eat spaghetti on a first date...if you can tollerate me i'll pobably love you forever....i wine.... complain... tell stupid jokes... and i trip alot... i say things i probably shouldn't... I love coupons.......i hate dating.... but i do it ....my mom says it's good for me..I usually wind up being just the "friend"....I don't like cleaning but like to be clean...if you know a merry maid.... send her my way.....i like makin out but don't do it enough....i have a short attention spand.. i bite my nails.....i hate doing dishes, but like cooking.... i like jeans.....big messy hair is always better....i stare alot... i'm a capricorn...i'm insecure..but confident ... don't try to figure me out, i haven't yet...i'm a beautiful mess...i'm the last of the friends to get old... i like snuggle fabric softner.....i like photography...was a psych major....umm can't think of anything eles you would want to know... if there's something i missed feel free to ask..not sure if i will answer but go for it ... ask me ...

My Interests

BOYS ....umm yesssss please

I'd like to meet:

If you have a job...and insurance please drop me a line..flu season is comin up real fast..and i'm looking to meet someone who has these very important things we'll go to vegas so we can start on the paper work for the insurance company... i'll marrry you in a heart beat... thanks.... oh yeah,.and ... People who can do stuff for me ....... i need people to make me cd's i'm running out of music... brush my hair when i'm sick...need my shoulders rubbed often... if you do my laundry ask me what goes in the dryer....you must know how to do makeup, cuz if i go blind one day you have to make me pretty....if you could pack me a lunch...play or sing me songs....i need you to do what ever i want and have fun....i mean if you fit this ..i would truly like to meet my best friend who i will get old with.... oh yeah i'm a real sucka for dark hair light eyes.. tattoo's, piercings, tall assholes, i love lip rings umm super sexy..hmm seein as all my X's fit that description.. maybe i wanna meet the total oppisite.. hmm either way.. ..lol.... i like confident, out going people, who know what they want and get it. definitly drop me a line... ;p Pixies - Here Comes Your Man

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Music:


Good ol' fashion Rock'n'Roll....the stuff yo momma hates

Movies:

eeeehhhhhhh....oh wait... LiL Miss Sunshine..

Television:

Don't have time for it...but i do make time for Prision Break

Books:

No Thanks

Heroes:

Hmmm let's seee.......

My Blog

borrred.....

Your Seduction Style: The CharmerYou're a master at intimate conversation and verbal enticement.You seduce with words, by getting people to open up to you.By establishing this deep connection quickly,...
Posted by lisa on Wed, 30 Aug 2006 01:04:00 PST

survey says...

Body: 1.Would you make a fool out of yourself in public if it meant you were making your partner laugh? yeah... 2. Would you prefer the lights on or off during sex? umm what ever... 3. Do you judge pe...
Posted by lisa on Wed, 16 Aug 2006 12:53:00 PST

krispy krittiers...

Alrighty...ahhaha sooo my burn has stopped stinging...thanks to all for the suggestions.. tried every single one of them... but now... i'm peeling... ohh this isn't just any peeling.. i feel as thoug...
Posted by lisa on Fri, 04 Aug 2006 07:44:00 PST

just a lil krispy...

alrighty... so me and my BBF went to the beach yesterday... omg had soo much fun... went in the water.. layed out... went back in the water... dried off read our gossip magazines... got some more sun....
Posted by lisa on Fri, 28 Jul 2006 10:27:00 PST

daddy mack

grrr i hate mondays... weelllll it's a new week i guess and it's sooo hot and i have no air.. and i'm rotting away in my house right now listenting to well a mixed cd my ohhh so brilliant aleshia made...
Posted by lisa on Mon, 24 Jul 2006 12:20:00 PST

omg omg omg omg

ok so two of the most sexy bands ever are gona be playing.... Aug 2nd at the Glass House Aug 4th at the Wiltern Eagles of Death Metal and Peaches... i better see all ya out there with  your dan...
Posted by lisa on Thu, 20 Jul 2006 01:30:00 PST

yup yup

i'm the girl who will put her head on your shoulder, not because she's sleepy, but because she wants to be closer to you...i'm the girl who likes to be kissed in the rain, more than inside your bedroo...
Posted by lisa on Sat, 29 Apr 2006 12:50:00 PST