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Zach

zachlj32

About Me

I grew up in a small town where i had to fight and scrap just to make it to school. I got my ass kicked like I was Tina Turner when i was growing up but it only made me stronger to the point where you cannot FUCK with me anymore. ive been stabbed, taunted, protested and picketed against. People used to call the police on me all the time when i was just hustling to make money to feed my daughter. But thats whats its like in the struggle. Actually im the guy who cried during the flick "big fish." Dont be fooled by the facade. I enjoy not taken things so seriously. I enjoy not sucking the energy out of rooms but raising the bar and infusing rooms with electricity like an arcade. There are very few things that i hate but if i had to list them it would go a little something like this: Onions are friends with satan. Techno and most country with apologies to Johnny Cash. I can't stand Wells Fargo. But , most all is reduced fat wheat thins just because there is no point, they taste like air. I would rather watch figure skating on television. Carry a passion with you like Tom Cruise carried a pool cue in "The color of money." peace, z. diddy
TAXES AMPERSAND HANDJOB
Garry And Chee Chee: Episode 1
Fizz: The Lost Rice Krispie
Goats On A Boat

My Interests

Building empires, living forever, sketch comedy, politics, vicodins, blunts, bitches, booze, and big screen tv's.Go check out www.velcrotroupe.com to see some funny sketch comedy.

I'd like to meet:

Bill Clinton, Quincy Jones, Stevie Wonder, Snoop Dogg, Jack Nicholson, Howard Stern, Conan O'Brien, Mick Jagger, and an armadillo.

Music:

Louis Armstrong, Toots & the Maytals, Ray Charles, Notorious B.I.G., The Rolling Stones, Chuck Berry, Stevie Wonder, Frank Sinatra, The Doors, Led Zeppelin, Jay-Z, David Bowie, Robert Johnson, Eric Clapton, pink floyd, tupac, run dmc, craig mack, pearl jam, red hot chili peppers, bob marley, guns n roses, ice cube, joe cocker, bob seger, a tribe called quest, black eyed peas, peter tosh,

Movies:

One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest, Clockwork Orange, Animal House, Scarface, Godfathers 1-2, Taxi Driver, Casino, Bronx Tale, The Three Amigos, Cinderella Man, Gladiator, The Insider, Heat, Braveheart, L.A. Story, Goodfellas, Made, Swingers, Ray, Blues Brothers, From Here to Eternity, The Man with the Golden Arm, Malcom X, Pulp Fiction, Resevoir Dogs, Edward Scissorhands, National Lampoons Vacation, Fletch, Old School, Wedding Crashers, Caddyshack, The Shining, The Color of Money, Cast Away just because tom hanks or t. hanks or thanks does it all by himself, Easy Rider, Chinatown, rocky, raging bull, the kid stays in the picture, pink panther, the aviator, brewsters millions, the toy, bonnie and clyde, hear no evil see no evil, and the list keeps going but i will get arthritis.

Television:

Jackie Gleason, John Ritter, and Larry David are immortal as far as im concerned. Entourage, Six Feet, 24, and the sopranos are phenomenal television. lets not forget chappelle show. Ali G is the man. 60 minutes, larry king, and chris matthews are great for news. Letterman over leno and conan over all of them. saturday night live still a good show but liked it much better in the past. monday night football is the shit, and all other television is pretty much equivalent to a turd falling into my drink.

Books:

F.Scott Fitzgerald, Hemingway, Kerouac, biographies

Heroes:

Robert F. Kennedy who has one of the best quotes of all time: "Some people see things in life as they are and ask why; I dream things that never were and ask why not." I am also down with Hiawatha, Hunter S. Thompson, Jack Kerouac, Charlie Chaplin, John Belushi, Chris Farley, Kevin Nealon, Bill Hicks, Steve Martin, Phil Hartman, Frank Sinatra, Bill Clinton (who came from nothing), Earvin "Magic" Johnson, Reggie Miller, and Will Ferrell.