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Joel

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My Interests

I'm interested in interesting things and interesting people. I'm mostly interested in finding an interesting way to gain more interest on my investments.

Music:

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Movies:

They should have a version of Netflix for porn and call it Netfux. You could order porn dvds three at a time, and they would arrive in your mail in a red envelope and look just like Netflix...only they'd be porn. Netfux.

Television:

I've limited all viewing to sports and Adult Swim. I want to work for Adult Swim.

Books:

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Heroes:

Are female heroes no longer referred to as 'heroines'? Or maybe they are... I could be thinking about how they never say 'Actress' anymore. Or is it 'heroine' that I'm thinking of?

My Blog

You probably know this, but...

I'm in Los Angeles and have been since April or May...I can't remember.  I must be having a good time.
Posted by Joel on Sat, 13 Oct 2007 04:14:00 PST

I'm leeeeaving in a Sentra. No seriously. I'm leaving.

I'm stuck in a rut, and it's time to do something about it.  That's right.  I have decided to be proactive with my life and take steps toward having a career.  This means going back to ...
Posted by Joel on Sun, 03 Sep 2006 12:10:00 PST

Incredible Day

Today I got up, took a shower, watched a DVD, went to Hollywood, got some tea with Nathaniel, bought some shampoo, scanned a few pictures, drank some juice, and now the only thing left that ...
Posted by Joel on Fri, 31 Mar 2006 04:01:00 PST

Read my blog, laugh, learn, and comment. Do it!

http://singlefileeyes.blogspot.com It's no longer a secret.  I've been putting a lot of time into my blog, and I've decided that I would like people to read it.  The blog is called Single Fi...
Posted by Joel on Wed, 08 Mar 2006 07:41:00 PST

I did not drive the kids to soccer practice today.

I told someone I'd host a show on September 9. Why would I do that? What is the matter with me? I'm not performing. I haven't been consistently performing for months now, but for some reason I'm total...
Posted by Joel on Tue, 30 Aug 2005 11:47:00 PST

Madden Heads-Up Poker Challenge

Saturday morning, I crawled out of bed to less of a hangover than I deserved and found my way into the shower. After about 20 minutes of cobweb shaking, I put my contacts on for the first time in thre...
Posted by Joel on Mon, 15 Aug 2005 02:17:00 PST

Madden '06 Is a Dangerous Game

joellugar: absolute insanity last night jadeygirl22: what happened? joellugar: long story joellugar: i may have to tell you in pieces jadeygirl22: ok joellugar: the evening starts off with me at Tim's...
Posted by Joel on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

The One Week Itch

My sunburn is in its itching period.  The past two days have been rather uncomfortable, and believe me, scratching does not make it better.  So, I purchased lotion.  As with everything ...
Posted by Joel on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Burn Motha Fucka Burn

There is no email at E! today.  The email is down until sometime this afternoon&they think.  Not only is email down, but so is the program that allows people to view shot footage on the comp...
Posted by Joel on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Picture Ranking???

My picture ranking keeps going down.  I don't understand this.  It's an awesome picture, and this is strengthening my belief that the vast majority of Myspacers have ZERO TASTE!
Posted by Joel on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST