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Bee Mice Elf

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Get Your Own Voice Player ManageWhat is SuFi, you ask? FUCK YOURSELF YOU FUCKING NOTHING PUDDLE OF FUCKDEW. YOU DRIPPING STICKY BLEACH SMELLING MASS OF EXTREME UBER-MENTAL RETARDATION. SOUR JIZZ FUCKASSFACE. EAT MY FUCK WITH AN EXTRA SIDE OF FUCK FRIES. YOU FUCKHOLE
THAT ^^ is SuFi :o)
I will no longer accept friend requests from RANDOM bands and people. Sorry.
New Years 2006
Your Personality is Very Rare (ENTP)
Your personality type is optimistic, curious, enthusiastic, and open.
Only about 4% of all people have your personality, including 3% of all women and 5% of all men.
You are Extroverted, Intuitive, Thinking, and Perceiving. How Rare Is Your Personality? * Keep in mind - There are VERY FEW personal problems that can't be cured with an abundance of sex and/or money *
You don't stop listening to metal because you get old ~~ You get old because you stop listening to metal!!!!!!
I AM NOT POLITICALLY CORRECT!!! - I also whole heartedly agree with the first amendment and will fight to the death to allow you to freely express your opinion, no matter how stupid it is.
I am VERY opinionated, but not necessarily stubborn, so if you prove me wrong, or change my view point, I will admit it!
I love my husband! There was a time when the mere thought of speaking these words out loud would have made me puke. When I look around and see the shit other people go through, it just makes me realize how lucky I am to have found a man with (first and foremost!) SIZE 14 SHOES! :o) A man who goes to work everyday, has never cheated on me, who believes in me, forgives my "quirkiness" and puts up with my shit. We've been together for 23 years and I truly appreciate what I have -- all this with the understanding that I do have 10 acres and shovel as a backup for when he really pisses me off :o) And lord knows... he does :o)
Cigarettes ARE NOT the source of all the ills of the world - I DON'T SMOKE!!! - But I am pro-smoker!! This is AMERICA, it is my right to smoke if I want to (which I don't, but it's an option!)
English should be the official language of America - you should be REQUIRED to speak it if you choose to live here!! There should NOT be the option of taking your driver test in another language!! I don't care if it sounds racist -
Welfare is for the lazy - get off your ass and get a job - don't squirt out 7 kids and expect me to pay for it! If you have a "bad back" and can't work - you're full of shit - there is a job out there somewhere that you can do, bad back and all - GET A JOB!!!!!!
People should be judged by their *actions!! - People should NOT be judged by, color, religion, sexual orientation, weight, species, political views, shoe size, the car they drive, the color of their hair, their relatives etc...
*Actions: doing something ONCE is not "actions" - if you steal a pack of Tic Tacs when you are 6, this does not make you a thief, if you cheated on your girlfriend ONCE this does not make you a cheater - If you donated money to the Red Cross once, this does not make you a philanthropist --- habitual and chronic repeated behavior makes you what you are.
Hippie, heavy metal, punk who's stuck in the 80's! Nail art fanatic, addicted to e-bay! Proud to be ITALIAN!! I like riding my motorcycle (honda rebel 450) Playing paintball, junk yard hopping and flea markets. When I find the lamp with the genie my 3 wishes will be 1) The ability to time travel 2) The ability to be visible and invisible at will and 3) To be able to speak and understand any language.
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How many times can they fill me with lies and I listen, again
Twisting the truth and they're playin' around with my head O.K.
The things they will do and the things they will say When they don't really understand
Tears fill my eyes when I hear all the cries For the reason today.
And they don't really know even what they're talkin' about And I can't imagine what empty heads can achieve.
Leave me alone don't want your promises no more 'Cause rock'n'roll is my religion and my law
Won't ever change, may think it's strange You can't kill rock'n'roll it's here to stay.
Looking through eyes of time mirrors reflecting their stories untrue Promises promises, telling me all of my glories overdue.
How many times have I heard it before And I'll probably hear it again King of a thousand knights, pawn in a table fight Losing to you.
And they don't really know even what they're talkin' about And I can't imagine what empty heads can achieve.
Leave me alone don't want your promises no more 'Cause rock'n'roll is my religion and my law Won't ever change, may think it's strange You can't kill rock'n'roll it's here to stay.
Even the rhymes that they give me in times of confession ain't true
Outcome is obvious all for them none for us meaning you too.
The things they will do and the things they will say When they don't really understand.
Fear of rejection I need their protection I'm making a stand.
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I'm fat, I'm old and I can't speel :o) I already know this about me - find something original to insult me with :o)

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My kids, Atlantic City. RUM :o) Homemade fudge, root beer floats and a good cup of coffee. I would also like to add that I got my tattoo when NO self-respecting girl had one, I did not jump on any fad bandwagon --- and NO it's not a flower or a heart or a butterfly!

I love all kinds of music!! Mainly 80's metal, and hair bands and 70's psychedelic and glam bands and Southern rock - Hendrix, Joplin, Doors, Zeppelin, AC/DC, KISS, Motorhead, Ted Nugent, New York Dolls, Scorpions, Ramones, Sabbath, Alice Cooper, Sex Pistols, Allman Brothers, Skynyrd, The Clash, Twisted Sister SMF!!, Motley Crue, Faster Pussycat, Lita Ford, Warlock, Anthrax, Plasmatics, Judas Priest, Iron Maiden, Suicidal Tendencies, Dead Kennedys, Black Flag, Misfits, Ministry, Bad Brains, Queensryche (most underated band in history!!) BON JOVI and Madonna, yeah that was good shit, I miss the 80's.-------DOWN WITH THE PMRC (you had to be there.)
Some "newer" stuff (not much) - White Zombie, Sevendust -- most of the 90's sucked Kurt Cobain was a drug addict loser and his death was no big loss. ----- Dave Matthews is the anti-christ!!! ----- MUD-FUCKIN-VAYNE!! I like the NEW Avenged Sevenfold also. Nickelback - I can relate to so many of thier songs, Yeah, I really enjoy Nickelback.
Truth be told - In the 70's I actually liked Shaun Cassidy, Lief Garrett, Donny Osmand, Rex Smith, and Andy Gibb - then I met a boy - a boy who liked KISS and I haven't looked back!

But I also really like Alicia Keys, 70's R&B, Wings, Gordon Lightfoot, Frank Sinatra, Louie Armstrong, Dean Martin, swing music (big band) Stray Cats, Simply Red, BJ Thomas, Bob Seger, Anita Baker, Luther Vandross and Billy Joel (pre-uptown girl) - and I don't list a band as a "favorite" because I like one or 2 songs - I only list groups that I can actually sit and listen to an entire album - I like certain songs, by say... AFI, Kid Rock, Godsmack, Stained, Eminem, Disturbed - but not generally most of thier stuff
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You are a Black Coffee
At your best, you are: low maintenance, friendly, and adaptableAt your worst, you are: cheap and angstyYou drink coffee when: you can get your hands on itYour caffeine addiction level: high What Kind of Coffee Are You?

I'd like to meet:

It's easier to say who I don't want to meet: People who are assholes for NO reason (sometimes it IS called for) People who are arrogant without just cause, people who want to borrow money, and hypocrites, I really really hate hypocrites!!
Note to the youngsters...if you think parents are repressive, wait til you have kids!

Your Celebrity Threesome: Carmen Electra and Dave Navarro

Just like this couple, you're a complete freak when it comes to relationships, sex, and just living your life.You ooze sexuality and can spend hours making out in public before you realize that everyone is staring.In your spare time, you love visiting local "specialty shops", posing nude, and wearing leather anything.

Which Sexy Celebrity Couple Would You Have a Threesome With?
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What's your inner Faerie?
You aren't a faerie at all! You are a Pixie! You enjoy tormenting your faerie cousins, or anything that sparks an interest. Trouble is your middle name, you love it. You do not know the meaning of consequences, or you just don't care. You can play off at being a faerie, you can be anything you want. Your moods change from day to day, or minute to minute. For some reason people like you, or you like people. No one really knows the answer. You're a mystery to yourself, but you like mysteries... The world is your playground, you have fun playing.
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Advanced Global Personality Test Results

Extraversion |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Stability |||||||||||||||||| 73%
Orderliness |||| 16%
Accommodation |||||||||| 33%
Interdependence |||||| 30%
Intellectual |||||||||||| 50%
Mystical |||||||||||| 50%
Artistic |||||||||||| 50%
Religious |||||||||||||||| 70%
Hedonism |||||||||||||||| 70%
Materialism |||||||||||||| 60%
Narcissism |||||||||||||| 60%
Adventurousness |||||||||||||||| 70%
Work ethic || 10%
Self absorbed |||||| 30%
Conflict seeking |||| 20%
Need to dominate |||||| 30%
Romantic |||||||||| 40%
Avoidant |||||| 30%
Anti-authority |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Wealth || 10%
Dependency |||||| 30%
Change averse |||||||||||||||| 70%
Cautiousness |||||| 30%
Individuality |||||||||||||||||| 80%
Sexuality |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Peter pan complex |||||||||||||||| 70%
Physical security |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Physical Fitness |||||||||||| 50%
Histrionic |||| 20%
Paranoia |||||| 30%
Vanity |||||| 30%
Hypersensitivity || 10%
Indie |||||||||| 40% Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
personality test by similarminds.com Stability results were high which suggests you are very relaxed, calm, secure, and optimistic..
Orderliness results were very low which suggests you are overly flexible, improvised, and fun seeking at the expense too often of reliability, work ethic, and long term accomplishment.Extroversion results were high which suggests you are overly talkative, outgoing, sociable and interacting at the expense too often of developing your own individual interests and internally based identity.trait snapshot: messy, disorganized, social, tough, outgoing, rarely worries, self revealing, open, risk taker, likes the unknown, likes large parties, makes friends easily, likes to stand out, likes to make fun of people, reckless, optimistic, positive, strong, does not like to be alone, ambivalent about chaos, abstract, impractical, not good at saving money, fearless, trusting, thrill seeker, not rule conscious, enjoys leadership, strange, loves food, abstract, rarely irritated, anti-authority, attracted to the counter culture

Music:

TO MY FELLOW-CITIZENS OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA: I PUT the following work under your protection. It contains my opinions upon Religion. You will do me the justice to remember, that I have always strenuously supported the Right of every Man to his own opinion, however different that opinion might be to mine. He who denies to another this right, makes a slave of himself to his present opinion, because he precludes himself the right of changing it. The most formidable weapon against errors of every kind is Reason. I have never used any other, and I trust I never shall. Your affectionate friend and fellow-citizen, THOMAS PAINE January 27, O. S. 1794.

I have a new found love for Bob Marley. "Positive vibrations man. That's what makes it work. That's reggae music. You can't look away because it's real. You listen to what I sing because I mean what I sing, there's no secret, no big deal. Just honesty, that's all."

Currently on my iPod (I love this friggin thing!): 10000 Maniacs ~ 4 Non Blondes ~ 50 Cent (don't tell, I'll deny it shhhh :o) ~ AC/DC ~ Ace Freeley ~ Adam and the Ants ~ Alicia Keys ~ Aldo Nova ~ Allman Brothers ~ Andy Gibb ~ Anita Baker ~ Anthrax ~ Avenged Sevenfold ~ Axe ~ BJ Thomas ~ Bad Company ~ Barry Manilow ~ Barry White ~ Bay City Rollers ~ Bee Gees ~ Billy Idol ~ Billy Joel ~ Black Flag ~ Black Sabbath ~ Blind Faith ~ Blondie ~ Bob Seger ~ Bobby Darin ~ Bon Jovi ~ Boz Scaggs ~ Brian Setzer ~ Bruce Springsteen ~ Buckcherry ~ Bullet Boys ~ Suzi Quatro ~ Carole King ~ Cat Stevens ~ Charlie Daniels Band ~ Cher ~ Christina Aguilera ~ Cinderella ~ Concrete Blonde ~ Dane Cook ~ Danzig ~ Dave Mason ~ Dead Kennedys ~ David Allen Coe ~ David Cassidy ~ Dean Martin ~ Dire Straights ~ Disturbed ~ Dixie Chicks ~ Doby Gray ~ Doug Stanhope ~ Dream Theater ~ Drowning Pool ~ Eagles ~ Elton John ~ Elvis ~ Faster Pussycat ~ Fleetwood Mac ~ Frank Sinatra ~ Gap Band ~ Gerardo (i know :o) ~ Glenn Campbell ~ Godsmack ~ Godon Lightfoot ~ Great White ~ Greg Kihn Band ~ Guns and Roses ~ Hampton the Hampster ~ Harry Chapin ~ Jackyl ~ James Taylor ~ Jim Croce ~ Joan Jett ~ Josie Cotton ~ Judas Priest ~ Jukyard ~ Kansas ~ Kanye West ~ KC and the Sunshine Band ~ Kid Rock ~ Kiss ~ Krokus ~ Leif Garrett ~ Le Tigre ~ Lipps Inc ~ Lita Ford ~ Little River Band ~ Looking Glass ~ Lou Rawls ~ Louis Armstrong ~ Loverboy ~ Luther Vandross ~ Lynyrd Skynyrd ~ M (yes M, look him up, he's cool!) ~ Madonna ~ Marc Cohn ~ Marylin Manson ~ Mario Winans ~ Marshall Crenshaw ~ Marshall Tucker Band ~ Matthew Wilder ~ Meatloaf ~ Megadeath ~ Mettalica ~ Michael Jackson ~ Ministry ~ Misfits ~ Modern English ~ Monkees ~ Moody Blues ~ Motley Crue ~ Motorhead ~ Mudvayne ~ Nazareth Nelly ~ Nickleback ~ The Outlaws ~ Ozzy ~ Pantera ~ Partridge Family (fuck you, I like them!) ~ Pat Travers ~ Paul Mcartney ~ Peter Frampton ~ The Plimsouls ~ Poison ~ Primus ~ Psychadelic Furs ~ Queesnryche ~ The Ramones ~ Ram Jam ~ Rancid ~ Redbone ~ Rex Smith ~ Robin S ~ Rocky Burnett ~ Rod Stewart ~ Rolling Stones Ron White ~ Run DMC ~ Samantha Fox ~ Santana ~ Seether ~ Sevendust ~ The Sex Pistols ~ Shakespears sister ~ Simply Red ~ Skid Row ~ Slaughter ~ SOS Band ~ Sparks ~ Squeeze ~ Squirrel Nut Zippers ~ Stray Cats ~ Styx ~ Sugar Ray ~ Sugar Hill Gang ~ Suicidal Tendencies ~ Supertramp ~ Sweet ~ Tesla ~ Tiffany ~ TNT ~ Toni Braxton ~ Tony Bennett ~ Tora Tora ~ Van Halen ~ Van Morrison ~ Villiage People ~ Warlock ~ WASP ~ The Weather girls ~ Wham (again with fuck you :o) ~ White Zombie ~ Whitesnake ~ Wild Cherry ~ Wilson Pickett ~ Zombies ~

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Movies:

John Hughs movies! Pretty in Pink,Breakfast Club, 16 Candles St. Elmo's fire Lost Boys Say Anything Desperately Seeking Susan Valley Girl Grease The Slums of Beverly Hills Mystic Pizza Romy and Michelles High School Reunion Outsiders Heathers Red Dawn The SecretaryDream a little dream (gotta love the Corys!)Drop Dead Fred Tank Girl Footloose Anything with Jay and Silent Bob Threesome Overboard My Cousin Vinny Willy Wonka and the Chocolate factory Ever After Alice in Wonderland Office Space Pleasantville The world according to Garp The Craft Xanadu Almost famous (I love that movie!) Liquid Sky Fast Times at Ridgmont High Repo Man (GREAT soundtrack!) Banger Sisters ROCKY HORROR-YEAH BOY! I'm in the fan club! and of course the best movie of all time......The Wizard of Oz!
Fight Club and Napoleon Dynamite are probably the two WORST movies I have ever seen in my life - I am dumber for having seen them - it was the biggest waste of 5 collective hours of my life!
Dear Mr. Vernon,We accept the fact that we had to sacrifice a whole Saturday in detention for whatever it is that we did wrong. But we think you're crazy to make us write an essay telling you who we think we are. You see us as you want to see us: in the simplest terms and the most convenient definitions. But what we found out is that each one of us is . . . a brain. And an athlete. And a basket case. A princess. And a criminal. Does that answer your question?Sincerely yours, The Breakfast Club.

Television:

http://www.myspace.com/weedsonshowtimeGhost Hunters (on Sci Fi) Supernatural (on the new CW) and Californication (on SHO) - WATCH THEM!! BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER and ANGEL The Courtship of Eddies father, The Magic Garden, The ORIGINAL Zoom, PeeWees Playhouse!, Sigmund and the Seamonster, Nuts in Space, Land of the Lost, Days of our lives (I've wathched it for as long as I can remember),Melrose Place. Grounded for life, Dead Like Me, ALF, King of Queens, SPONGEBOB! most 1/2 hour mindless sitcoms. I don't like to have to think about it too much DUH? I love the Food channel and admit to a strange obsession with Alton Brown.

Books:

The Davinci Code - Angels and Demons - Deception Point - Digital Fortress - Confessions of a Groupie I'm with the band - Go ask Alice - The Pigman - That was then, this is now - Lord of the Flies - Ethan Frome - and Dr. Seuss. If there was a Dr. Seuss religion, I would join it.

You Are Sex On the Beach!

When comes to drinking, you like it to go down smooth. You really don't like the taste of alcohol - just its effect on you. So, you're proud to get drunk on fruity, girly drinks. Because once you're liquored up, the fun begins! What alcoholic drink are you?

Heroes:

My Grandfather, who had the most generous and forgiving heart,my mom because she is a strong women even though she doesn't know it,And EVERY SINGLE military person (past and present) who put their life on the line so I could be free enough to say what ever I want, do (almost :o) anything I want, work to get anything I want. ESPECIALLY those who have served in a war (WW1, WW2, Korea, Vietnam, Gulf and now Iraq) This country treats our vets so badly, we should ALL be ashamed for not doing more for then (whether that means not showing enough respect or not voicing our opinions to change the laws that allow them to get better health care, or just not even giving them a second thought!)
"First they came for the Communists, but I was not a Communist so I did not speak out. Then they came for the Socialists and the Trade Unionists, but I was neither, so I did not speak out. Then they came for the Jews, but I was not a Jew so I did not speak out. And when they came for me, there was no one left to speak out for me."

My Blog

Manhattan Solstice

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RN_1V8C5yMQ If you get a chance, and so are inclined, google or ask, or however YOU "fact check" ;) Mannhattenhenge. I've never heard of it 'til now. and I sh...
Posted by Bee Mice Elf on Fri, 30 May 2008 11:56:00 PST

Racism - America is NOT a melting pot!

America is not a melting pot.  If you take a box of beautiful and unique crayons and put them in a melting pot - they will turn into one big gross color - nothing individual left of each of the w...
Posted by Bee Mice Elf on Sun, 06 Apr 2008 07:43:00 PST

Save the Girls!!

This is NOT porn!http://www.savethegirls.org/index.html Save the Girls is a project to preserve, restore and display the nose art of WWII Aircraft Carriers.Beginning with the earliest pilots, the prac...
Posted by Bee Mice Elf on Thu, 13 Mar 2008 04:41:00 PST

I WANT IT KNOWN......

.....that Burlington Coat Factory now has a reasonable return policy and you should shop there because:THEY HAVE THE BEST SHOES EVER - IN THE HISTORY OF FOOT WEAR!!!DO IT!!!!I only tell you this stuff...
Posted by Bee Mice Elf on Mon, 28 May 2007 06:09:00 PST

I'm not dead :o)

Coffeeworkcoffeecleanhomeworksleepcoffeeworkcoffeecleanhomew orksleepcoffeeI miss you guys :(
Posted by Bee Mice Elf on Sat, 28 Apr 2007 12:30:00 PST

The Mayonnaise Jar and 2 Cups of Coffee

I didn't write this but I really liked it and if you're thinking this is going to have something to do with a road trip and no service areas, you're way off  :o) When things in your life seem alm...
Posted by Bee Mice Elf on Mon, 16 Apr 2007 02:18:00 PST

Living with a drunk...

Excerpt from an essay about me and living with an alcoholic...    I remember when my mother first met Nick.  He seemed like a nice guy.  He was fun and generous.  We move...
Posted by Bee Mice Elf on Mon, 05 Feb 2007 12:02:00 PST

I've got my shit together?? and Rules for personal happiness

Today someone told me "You really have your shit together".  I didn't know how to take that.  On 5 different occasions in the past 2 months someone has asked me "How come you're so happy all...
Posted by Bee Mice Elf on Tue, 28 Nov 2006 01:03:00 PST

Myspace really is MY space (old people LOL!)

The next time you want to make me aware of how I"m old and I shouldn't be here - read this JUNIOR!  Haha!! IN your FACE!!!  And I left it as a blog so I can use it later for future refrence ...
Posted by Bee Mice Elf on Fri, 06 Oct 2006 03:54:00 PST

Who are "they", Pluto is not a planet and why you should question everything!

Okay, I'm very VERY upset that Pluto is not a planet.  Who are "they"?  "They" taught us that Pluto is a planet, then "they" took it back" - Who are "they" and who put them in charge?  ...
Posted by Bee Mice Elf on Mon, 28 Aug 2006 06:07:00 PST