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SnatchMasta

Queef Killer EST. 1985.

About Me


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Who is SnatchMasta?
Wellllll , Im some random dude from some random city who has likes to make music. My songs are wierd / relatable / and funny. I make music because its fun as shiest and I love it. And no im not trying to be a damn gangster, and no I am not a spawn of Vanilla Ice or Eminem. Im just ME...a fuckin tight dude!! dur!.
Where do you come up with your lyrics?
Somehow I have a vivid imagination and I will just say what comes to my head first. I have that " dont think before I talk / write " mor-al. My lyrics have alot of personal experiences in them , as well as fabrications and exaggerations. If you know me in person, you'd know my music reflects who I really am. A Random / Wild / Dorky ass dude.
How do I put one of your songs on my MySpace profile?
Click that damn button that says " ADD " next to the song...Dur.
Have you made any music videos?
Ive acually been thinking about making a music video here soon. So when it comes out, expect a music video that is wierd and on the brink of a porno. Ahhh chit!!
Why are you so wierd?
I dont know?? I guess you could say its a mixture of things I have seen on TV & experienced.....or its just my dads sperm and moms egg that made me this way! ...........ew
Did you know you look like Bam Margera??
Ya, Ive heard that plenty of times. The reason for this is because Bam Margera is my cousin............Im also a Liar.
What is your Real Name??
The name is Jayson...Jayson Cole....AND 21 years old...how you luv that?
Where did you get the name SnatchMasta??
I got the name SnatchMasta from back in the day...before rapping from a bunch of my friends. Because I talked about Girls all the time and told them about things ive done...So they said I was the Master Of the Snatch...and it Developed into SnatchMasta. Cheaaa
Here are just some more Random Facts
* I am the 3rd oldest of 5 kids. ( right smack in the middle! )
* I was voted Class-Clown my Senior Yr. of HighSchool (1st senior yr. ouch!)
* When I was younger I lived in a Van for a whole summer w/my dad & sis
* I was suspended from school over 20 times in HighSchool.
*I once got suspended On the last day of school for Air-Horning my teacher in the middle of class.
* I did the " Wolf Dance " at my HS graduation, and they didnt give me my diploma for that....so there for I grad. HS , but they didnt give me my diploma...Odd huh?
* Deep down I am a video game nerd. I play HALO on Xbox Live religiously.
* All of my songs have experiences in them.
ALSO...If you wanna talk shit to me, dont waste your time... cuz i'll just call you a cockboy / cum dumpster and move on with my day...that is all.
I LOVE EVERYBODY ELSE!!
IF YOU WANNA READ MY BIO.....JUST READ BELOWWWWW!************************************************** *********************** ..
I edited my profile at MySpaceSupport.com , check out these Myspace Layouts !

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 1/6/2006
Band Website: Dont Have A Website Yo!!
Band Members: Jayson Cole - Lyrisist.
Influences: I influence myself broseph!
Sounds Like: A White Boy.
Record Label: None , Zip , Nada
Type of Label: None

My Blog

2 basketball things...shots.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tAhZHoKhZpc   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W68E0qWsxAE...
Posted by SnatchMasta on Mon, 05 Jun 2006 08:21:00 PST

How Gayyyyy!!

So people on myspace are wierd fucks! I always get alot of these " Celebrity " people send me friendrequest. Saying that they are "Role Players". I mean come onnnn! How gay is that to pretend to be so...
Posted by SnatchMasta on Fri, 02 Jun 2006 05:33:00 PST

DOWNLOAD MY NEW RING-TONESSSS!!

Hey Every-Fuckin-Bodyyyy!! My ring-tones just came out as of today (Friday) and It would be Krunk to the Max if youguys went and downloaded one...or a couple , whichever. Show me some fuggin love for ...
Posted by SnatchMasta on Fri, 28 Apr 2006 01:46:00 PST

Whats the damn dealllllll!!

Why is it that everytime I drink and get wasted and go to sleep, I wake up at fuckin like 8am and shiiiit! My body wants to sleep its ass off, but Its like im so drunk I gotta wake up early or somethi...
Posted by SnatchMasta on Sat, 01 Apr 2006 01:12:00 PST

I found my old BB gun!!

Yaaaaa So the story is that I found my old school BB gun today! I went out to like the woods I guess you would call it. And shot fuckin Beer bottles for like 2 1/2 hours with a friend by the name of f...
Posted by SnatchMasta on Fri, 31 Mar 2006 05:09:00 PST

Survey Saysss!!

Name: Jayson Allen ColeBirthday: May 5th 1985Birthplace: Earth.Current Location: Dallas Area...TXEye Color: Blue / GreenHair Color: BrownHeight: like 6"3 or 6"4Right Handed or Left Handed: R...
Posted by SnatchMasta on Sun, 26 Mar 2006 03:08:00 PST

Some Fun Facts To Knowwww!!

If one places a tiny amount of liquor on a scorpion, it will instantly go mad and sting itself to death......Kinda like if you give an ugly person a kiss, they will masterbate to death. The yo-yo was ...
Posted by SnatchMasta on Sun, 26 Mar 2006 03:02:00 PST

" Mama Dont Wake Me " LYRICS!!

" Mama Dont Wake Me "   Its 7am Mama Dont Wake Me Up Turn off the lights & Just Shut Up I dont care if I miss the buss I'll be there by 8, like an Octopusss Im fightin to wake up, Call me Chu...
Posted by SnatchMasta on Thu, 23 Mar 2006 06:34:00 PST

" Party!! " LYRICS

  " PARTY!! "     Im the First to show up N Last to go homeIve got the disease Party'N syndromeI may have money , but i stick with the 40sI get too drunk and the bouncers hafta escort m...
Posted by SnatchMasta on Thu, 02 Mar 2006 05:40:00 PST

" Skeet " LYRICS.

" Skeet "   Smellin somethin fishy , Could it be the water? What you know magic? You the new harry potter? Feeling something hairy , Could it be the bush? Took a look and it was above the tush. ...
Posted by SnatchMasta on Wed, 18 Jan 2006 05:05:00 PST