Brittany: Earthly Vanity & Divine Salvation

About Me

i don't approve friend requests from strangers. please, think before you click "add to friends".*
voondabah89
aim for the head!
quote of the moment
"you're the kind of girl that makes guys say 'fuck mapquest' and drive with no directions."
-greg
labels×self-proclaimed acousticophile
×artificially superficial
×co-chairwoman on the Commission of Ladies' Advancement in Mackin'
×pretentiously pensive
×aspiring suicide girl
×eNEIGHBler
×unapologetically honest
×bay area artist supporter
×user of "i" statements
×irreparably capricious
×vicious virago
×charm school drop out
×walking contradiction
×terpsichorean ecdysiast (when inebriated)
×card-carrying pedestrian
×designated "little spoon"
×female-impersonator-impersonator
×tone deaf
×frotteurist
×local celebrity
×splatter punk
×orthodontic fetishist
×narcissist
×born again christian
×future sociologist
×dropper of rhyme bombs
pluses♥weird, "underground" movies
♥trannies
♥hands and feet
♥children's fairy land
♥bret and jemaine
♥kuroki hiroshi
♥ craigslist.org personal ads
♥tarsiers
♥ the neighb , the gay boyfriend , my soulmate , and the rest of my obsessions
♥allegory
♥CAL football
♥german expressionism
♥riding bay area rapid transit
♥
♥mortal combat on sega genesis
♥graphic novels
♥francisco goya
♥history
♥playing hide and seek
♥albinos
♥porn as an art form
minuses∅white kids that say "nigga", "nukka", "nig" or any bastardized form of the word "nigger"
∅people who only do things for shock value
∅capitilizing words
∅bigots/hypocrites
∅criss angel
∅butterflies and the light brown australian apple moth
∅mange
my looking-glass self i'm prone to really outrageous streaks of awkward weirdness. think: accents from imaginary lands, my own variation of the "elaine dance", an uncanny willingness to make a fool of myself, and an innate desire to fuck with people for my own sick entertainment. to put it simply, nothing about who i am is a constant other than my anatomical sex. my personality is fluid.
*but if you're really, REALLY awesome and send me a message first, i'll think about it.

My Interests

!!!!!!!!STAR WARS!!!!!!!!

people watching, reading, theatre, laughing, getting into trouble, poetry, dancing like a fool, partying, fighting the man, spooning, watching fat kids on youtube.com, painting, writing, "mind fucking", sparring with hipsters in san francisco nightclubs, photography, being awesome, over sharing, politics, sadomasochism, spoken word, the kgb, astronomy, david lachappelle, splatter film, psychology, victorian erotica, entheogens, war, astrology, genitalia, outlandish thinking, narcissism, linguistics, eating disorders, tarsiers, history, your mom, androgyny, science fiction, transexuals

I'd like to meet:

...Karl Marx (he was such a FOX!), Mufasa, the guy who "discovered" fire, Leonard Nimoy, Qui-Gon Jin, Marcus Garvey, Brad Pitt's perineum...
PILFs: ..

Music:

latest obsession(s): roisin murphy
electronica
metalcore
new wave
house
soul
classical strings
jazz
"world grooves"
old school rap
glam
folk
blues
industrial
do wop
experimental
hair bands
indie/alternative
psychedelic
oldies
hip hop
lounge
aboriginal percussion

Movies:

latest obsession: i spit on your grave
hand-drawn disney
the reAnimator
natural born killers
full metal jacket
being john malcovich
saving private ryan
cool hand luke
the cabinet of dr. caligari
fight club
misery
the graduate
cannibal holocaust
tank girl
the audition
nosferatu
dr. strangelove or: how i learned to stop worrying and love the bomb
the dark crystal
labyrinth
the royal tenenbaums
dawn of the dead
forty year old virgin
army of darkness
howl's moving castle
se7en
i heart huckabees
goodbye lenin
the brave little toaster
fritz the cat
texas chainsaw massacre
the network
life is beautiful
carrie
american history x
tron
fear and loathing in las vegas
heathers
twelve monkeys
alien
cb4
rubin and ed
the matrix trilogy
top secret
carmen jones
one night in paris
annie hall
bad taste
any spike lee joint
pink floyd's the wall
beaches
wet hot american summer
the passion of the christ
the sweetest thing
history of the world: part one
mean girls
priscilla: queen of the desert
silence of the lambs
the devil's backbone
highschool musical
the women
american psycho
28 days later
clerks
la mala educacion
boys gone wild
kamikaze girls
the rocky horror picture show
beyond hypothermia
to wong foo
hostel
caddyshack
i'm kind of HELLA into movies.

Television:

latest obsession: metalocalypse
sifl and olly
barbapapa
star trek: voyager (or next generation)
yo gabba gabba
the golden girls
fraggle rock
foster's home for imaginary friends
law and order: svu
dinosaurs
commercials for the Night Exchange
the TLC family (discovery, history, etc)
david the gnome
cowboy bebop

...TV was just better in the 90's.

Books:

constant obsession: american psycho
a clockwork orange
oedipus
up from slavery
radical road maps
damascus gate
the bible
welcome to the monkey house
1984
violin
the colour purple
dune
cat's cradle
youth in revolt
the stranger
doctor zhivago
le petit prince
falling angels
the autobiography of malcom x
mein kampf
i hope they serve beer in hell

Heroes:

my (grand)mother, robert mapplethorpe, marlena dietrich, and...

...palm-sized primates of the puzzled persuasion

My Blog

say whaaa?

has anyone noticed that aubrey o'day bears a striking resemblance to well-known porn star chasey lain?seperated at birth? split personalities?i'm just sayin', aubrey sexes it up to the extreme...and w...
Posted by Brittany: Earthly Vanity & Divine Salvation on Sun, 04 May 2008 03:04:00 PST

my socks have been rocked off tonight...

...by calvin harris. calvin harris and his scottish perspiration have washed my sins away. i practically bathed in it.get up on that shit. he's kind of amazing, even better live. LIVE! i know, right?a...
Posted by Brittany: Earthly Vanity & Divine Salvation on Fri, 25 Apr 2008 03:02:00 PST

C.R.E.A.M.

i thought i was fifty cents away from being overdrawn...upon checking my account balance, i was pleasantly surprised. $101.01 in my checking. what a number.
Posted by Brittany: Earthly Vanity & Divine Salvation on Sat, 12 Apr 2008 06:51:00 PST

because i felt like it...

It’s the old rule that drunks have to argue and get into fights. The lover is just as bad: he falls into a hole. But down the hole he finds something shining, worth more than any amount of m...
Posted by Brittany: Earthly Vanity & Divine Salvation on Mon, 07 Apr 2008 01:44:00 PST

booty butt cheeks

best tourettes in a while. hella cutty back street warehouse type shit...nice.
Posted by Brittany: Earthly Vanity & Divine Salvation on Fri, 04 Apr 2008 12:58:00 PST

yama yama boredom boredom

on my myspace homepage, there was a banner ad that read "are you fat? take this quiz to find out". i know full well that clicking it would only cripple my computer with adware and things of the like, ...
Posted by Brittany: Earthly Vanity & Divine Salvation on Tue, 01 Apr 2008 10:04:00 PST

you know what?

i wish i hadn’t been so popular in highschool. it’s done nothing to help me academically. what a shame.
Posted by Brittany: Earthly Vanity & Divine Salvation on Fri, 21 Mar 2008 04:02:00 PST

beware the ides of march...

50 truths1. What's on your mind?the immigrant. ick.2. Can you execute an acceptable cartwheel?yep! more than acceptable...it's noteworthy3. Have you kissed anyone in 2008?eh...yes4. Were you happy whe...
Posted by Brittany: Earthly Vanity & Divine Salvation on Mon, 10 Mar 2008 01:38:00 PST

hey! (hey) you! (you) I DON’T LIKE YOUR EXISTENCE!

does no one else think it's inappropriate that avril lavigne (age 24) and lil mama (age 18) did that song "girlfriend" together? lil mama was 16 or 17 at the time of release...1. that's a fatty age di...
Posted by Brittany: Earthly Vanity & Divine Salvation on Wed, 27 Feb 2008 05:09:00 PST

please, could you stay awhile to share my grief?

my deja vu is becoming more and more frequent. i read somewhere that when you have a moment of vivid deja vu it means your life is perfectly on track. i want to see a show of hands that think my life ...
Posted by Brittany: Earthly Vanity & Divine Salvation on Sun, 17 Feb 2008 03:16:00 PST